fuck

FUCK


your turn

cunt

Plonker?

boobs damn hell damn

Twat vomit.

cum fart

Fuck slaw.

anus

shit

dagnab flim flammin ball sweat

nerd

When are we just gonna get it over with and fuck? Seriously. We need to get down ASAP.

i like a fuck now and then

I work with a JW and he took a quiz on sporcle of Carlin's seven dirty words. He got four of them. He got 48 of the state capitals.

A while ago me and a buddy who also works with me were talking about whatever and foreplay came up and the JW was like "what's that?" I thought he was joking and I said something like "Yeah, Jason just gets right to it, baby." But my buddy knew he wasn't joking. We bet a dollar, me saying that the guy knew what it meant and he was just fucking with us. I lost the dollar.

He googled the term and was shocked. A week later he'd forgotten what it meant.

He blushes whenever I look at chicks' asses at work. He sometimes leaves conversations because he doesn't like what he's hearing. Those are normal conversations, not ones where we're trying to be dirty.

He's not allowed to have sweet things at home, so whenever people bring in cookies or brownies he just zones out and eats all of them without even noticing. We don't tell him anymore when we bring in stuff like that (well, I don't bring stuff in anyway).

Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking weird. My friend who's a Muslim thinks he's just a good guy. She doesn't eat bacon or drink alcohol.

good story