Eating cocktail weiners and drinking five dollar merlot out of a scotch glass. I haven't worn a shirt all day, and I haven't shaved in two weeks. At one point I was looking in the mirror and I saw a small piece of food in my beard and I didn't remove it.

I could get used to this.

As of yesterday I'm in the same boat.
I drove down the coast and got trashed with a few mates. Just got home and I'm sitting here in my underpants watching just shoot me.

A few years back I had saved up a bunch of money and moved to a new city. I did not get a job for six months. It was fantastic. Late nights drinking, days sleeping in and going to the park and eating at outdoors cafes. Bathing when I so pleased. Never shaving. Not brushing my hair. Masturbating at 1:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday while watching Judge Judy. It was great.

I miss those days. I return to them as often as possible without getting fired for chronic absenteeism. I'm feeling my days are numbered.

I could get used to that, but I would shave.

Dammit, and I am stuck working for a living.
At least my job lets me smoke out all day.

I just slept 13 hours.

Day 3:
I got up at 8, went and saw a girl about a haircut, ate a bagel and had an iced tea.
Just watched Moon and ate cold pizza.
Think I'm going to head across to where I used to live and have a few drinks with people I went to school with.... or sit here and jack it. Depends on how I'm feeling.

This topic is not helping my meager efforts to remain employed.

I just took the next week and a half off to shoot, work out and generally chill.

Well now i'm just fucking bored stupid.

Notable events of today:

1. I looked out the window at the snow for two minutes.

2. I took a shit.


Time for a nap

Woke up at ten and was sad I slept in. Then I realised I have nothing better to do and went back to sleep.

I'll make love to you...the way you want me to.

And I'll hold you tight, baby, all through the night.

So bored that I'm starting to exercise again. I went for a run last night and realised why I stopped exercising. My ankle has been killing me all night/day. Also I bought Red Dawn for 6 bucks. Fucking bargain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAVDgUnmX1E

lololol

Got more work. Start 6:30 Monday morning.

oh it snowed in fed way? it didn't snow in my town i wanted to put snow in my bong

Yeah dawg. One day it was hell of snowy and haily and rainy and windy. It was the best day to be at home.

Everett sucks.

Drinking sutter home wine straight from the bottle at 6am is the same thing as admitting you're a failure. If that doesn't clue you in, you could always call your girlfriend again to listen to the machine lady say your number is blocked.

Haha. Good times. Going to sleep in until 3pm and then meditate for 4 hours straight. Life is good.

EDIT: Not being sarcastic and mopey, I literally love everything.

Oh god, terribly so. So glad I moved. Oh man, everyone in everett... there's something in the water~

You're not a failure

Holy shit I didn't know posters on this board had it so rough. Am I the only one who has a job, goes to school, and has enough self respect for proper hygiene?

Yes, clearly.

Possibly yes. I'm not big on hygiene right now. I suppose I could shower today though. We'll see.

Nah, I have a job, go to school, and shave/shower regularly. I'm looking for a new job though.

Didn't shower.

Every time I read the topic title the next phrase to go through my head is, all non-void...

I see usurper is still dealing with some personal issues

Fool! He's just still better than us.

i thought this thread was just a thread from like 3 years ago

but nope usurper's still a dickless shitlord, some things never change

word life

god, I forgot what an ass Usurper was, and apparently still is

Yeah all the hygiene and work ethic in the world won't make people like you