Taking submissions now.

Qualifications tbd.

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Joff (by fucking default)
Grimes

I'd say me, but I nominate me. Joff. Joff for admin.

I nominate Morm.

Is it too much work, Morm?

This board is a horse with four broken legs. It moves around by shuffling it's body like a snake, neighing forlornly. Just shoot it and put it out of it's misery.

I second this nomination.



Work? No, it's all in the setup.

Edit: And maintenance of the machine..but this board isn't the primary occupant anyway.



Putting bullets through computer hardware is illogical at best. Kind of like the time I drove a cheap ass sword through a motherboard (and my floor) I'd just given up on saving. That was dumb. I should have put the old mobo out to pasture and let it live out its life with the rest of the junk under my desk, behind my bed, or some other spot random stuff accumulates.

I will not shoot this server.

How about punching? Would punching work? Punch it to death maybe?

Can I be a mod? I won't edit your posts, Morm.

I nominate Joff.

Joff nominates Joff.

Joff

The People have spoken. Now give me my forums.

Yeah, Joff. I guess.

(you'll hook me up, right buddy? Yeah. Just like that.)

Joff.

I don't want to hear the death knell of 404. Nominate Joff.

That was a long time ago. Alas, some of us still hang around waiting to see if the resurrection will ever happen, again.

This is by far the lowest we've ever been. We're sunk, we're just clinging on to the rails as it goes down.

This board is the brown smear that takes like 3 flushes to go away after a monster shit.

This is also the most active topic we've had in months. So, I guess we can thank Joff for that.

If I was Joff I would make this into one board. *nudge nudge*

I would also just make the board appear on the main page. Also I think we should pick a name to get more people to come here, like Anal Sluts or something.

I agree with myself.

once i know the qualifications i will decide whether or not i wish to apply

I nominate Morm

And Joff

And me

And Poopington

And Train

And Mormegil

And Train

And Rob

And Grimes

And Feern

And Joff

And Rob

And jachimabad

And BL0TT0

And Grimes

And me

And Rob

And Feern

And Feern

And Feern

but FUCK Tiz

I second that ^

yeah fuck Tiz

I nominate Justin.

That got an LOL. Well played.

joff you may turn on me now...... but once i am admin you will regret it

Populous topic is populous.

tsst

Fehhhh

Justin, Grimes, Joff, Rob, and Morm, please submit photos of yourselves wearing a dress (below the knees for fuck's sake) for further consideration in this proceeding.

Sent...

Oh Tiz it's all a ruse. Just run with this.

The missus comes home this weekend. I'll make sure she brings a dress with her.

Eliminated already?


Good.

Grimes in a dress!?
Share or banned!

Joff is eliminated. When I said below the knees, mate, this isn't quite what I meant.



The Internet allows me to demand things like the missus being in the photo while you wear her dress and undergarments off-camera.



Back off you greedy son of a bitch.

If I wear a dress can I be put INTO the running?

I was going to MS Paint myself in one, but there's really an astounding lack of full body pictures of me from the past 6+ months.

I'll consider you for the running if you refrain from wearing a dress.

I'm not in a dress.

I have no way of verifying this. I also don't particularly want to see an image of you to prove that you're not wearing a dress.

Eliminated.

I'm currently in dark wash jeans, a Black Label Society t-shirt, and a lime green suit jacket. Stoplight party tonight. WOOOOOOOOOOO

Shit is rigged.

gayyyy

stop light party wtf is that sounds dumb

RED MEANS BACK OFF I'M TAKEN
YELLOW MEANS TIED BUT UP FOR SOMETHING CASUAL
GREEN MEANS SINGLE AND GO

I BET HE SCORED A LOT

handy remote controls on there

Sorry. She didn't bring a dress home with her. I guess I don't get the job.

I'll do it.

Oh, also... this is me (on the right):



Do I have the job?

Also I own filenotfound.org

I was drinking and decided to see what you retards were up to, and found this thread. I linked Justin to it and now I just don't know what the fuck.