Ok, storytime.

I had been waiting for the bus to take me to my nice, warm apartment for 40 FUCKING MINUTES. They little nextbus message telling me, and the dozen or so people waiting for this bus, kept saying that the bus would be coming in 20 minutes, then say that it is arriving, and then restart at around 23 minutes. This has already happened twice before I decided to TAKE SWIFT ACTION, and walk home. This would of been real shitty because I had just come from my cultural diversity final where we had a party and everyone brought food, and I took a bunch home. So my hands were full, and I had no gloves, so my hands were freezing off this entire time.

I told the dozen people at the stop that they were so lucky I was leaving, but you fucking know that as soon as I leave the bus is gonna come. It really sucks to leave them because once you've sunk over 15 minutes in waiting for something, you'll usually just wait until it finally happens instead of taking any direct action.

I walk about one block, about halfway between the stop I was just at and the next stop along the route, WHEN THE BUS PULLS UP ALONG SIDE OF ME. And I look at it, and everyone at the bus stop looks at me. They yell at me to run to next stop I start SPRINTING to the other bus stop. But I keep hearing this honking coming from the bus's general direction. About halfway between the bus and stop now, being a dumbass, I TURN AROUND and start running back to the bus, because I STUPIDLY think the bus is honking because it will let me in there, because bus drivers are supposed to be nice to young college kids. WRONG. I run all the way back to the bus and it just turns and zooms to the next stop. I SCREAM FUCK and start sprinting again to the bus stop. Now, I know I have been losing weight, but carrying all that shit, plus is being sub-zero Fahrenheit temps with wind chills, made this minute sprint the absolute most physically exhausting thing I have ever done in my life. Its like spring half a block, stop, sprint half a block back, stop, sprint a whole block. I make it to the bus because the guys told the bus driver to wait for me. I collapse into a seat on the bus. My legs are like jelly when I get up at my stop. I get to my apartment and promptly puke up the only thing I ate in the past 10 hours: a bon-bon. I can barely move for 20 minutes until I start feeling better and eat some fried chicken wings.

Neat

you sound fat


/but seriously cool story bro


i used to ride the bus, and it sucked. the only cool part was that i could ride my bicycle and put that on the front of the bus

WTF is a bon bon?

You know, a little chocolate candy.

I've lost 100 pounds over the past year but yeah I'm still overweight (195)

Cliffnotes?

He was cold and carrying a lot of shit. He waited a long ass time for the bus and decided to leave. Bus showed, he chased after it. He saw another bus and went for it. Missed it and ran after it. He eventually got on one and when he got home he threw up.

Then he ate chicken.

Good read. Would read again. A+++++++

Just one bus.

I musta read it wrong. I thought you went after a different bus once it honked or something.

195? How tall are you?

fried chicken is gross.

i never thought bon bons were real

people always talk about fat housewives sitting on the couch eating them but now i know they are real!

moral of the story:
Fried chicken is delicious

5 foot 10

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In 9 months

O_O

You look exactly like my cousin...it's kinda creepy.

Wow, nice. What'd you do to lose the weight?

eat less, exercise more duh

Oh so you didn't like swallow a tape worm or something thats cool

lol you're old.

should have puked on the bus

Hey, well congrats on losing the weight, bud. Know that shit ain't easy. Keep it up.

Pimpin' too.

Man this place is just full of retarded looking people.

White people all look alike...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck