Full Version: ask me anything. really this time.
i have spent most of my formative years posting here and none of you know anything about me, really. i feel like you should get to know me better before i continue making fun of you. this is a serious topic, i am being serious.
how lame are you in real life?
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion @ Dec 22 2008, 07:44 PM) 
how lame are you in real life?
how lame are you in real life faggot? you live in new jersey and aspire to be my internet persona. i am not lame at all in real life.
your thoughts on ten in rock band
QUOTE(Tiz @ Dec 22 2008, 08:01 PM)
your thoughts on ten in rock band
since the first guitar hero came out, i said that they should have evenflow in one of them, and they did, but it was shit ass guitar hero 3. i am personally amped on it though, pearl jam rules. the first rb album i will buy since doolittle.
ask me anything topics are pretty gay, why do you keep on making them?
QUOTE(Oblomov @ Dec 22 2008, 08:39 PM)
ask me anything topics are pretty gay, why do you keep on making them?
this board in general is pretty gay. you love me.
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion. @ Dec 22 2008, 05:33 PM)
this board in general is pretty gay.
touche
why do you hate me?
QUOTE(18 With a Bullet @ Dec 22 2008, 09:36 PM)
why do you hate me?
because you are an awful poster and probably an antisocial nerd in real life.
why do you not hate me anymore
What are some cool places in St Cloud?
QUOTE(Zebrahead @ Dec 23 2008, 07:38 AM)
why do you not hate me anymore
you improved your posting (aka stopped posting about music)
QUOTE(Grimes @ Dec 23 2008, 02:16 PM)
What are some cool places in St Cloud?
there are no cool places in saint cloud. all my friends live here and it's my hometown, which is why it's cool. if someone came here and wanted a tour, i hope they like to drink and smoke weed cause there are no "attractions". here's some bullshit i wrote for school about how much i LOVE the crossroads mall
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I have a love/hate relationship with the Crossroads Mall. I really, really loathe going there. The sheer amount of idiocy and blind consumerism crammed into one building makes me gag. The amount of people there every single day that have nothing better to do with their lives makes me want to have exactly twenty-seven panic attacks in a row.
You may be asking yourself, "Why would you go there if you have such an extreme dislike for it?" Well, esteemed reader, I live in the fine city of Sauk Rapids, Minnesota, home to a few bars, a bunch of gas stations and a large grocery store. Coborn’s is the main hub of the city. Adjoined to Sauk Rapids is as it is colloquially known, Ye Olde Cloudy Town and Waite Park, home to the aforementioned Crossroads Mall. Both towns also have nothing to offer unless you go to college, like to eat or going bowling all day. Wikipedia lists the St. Cloud Regional Airport as a point of interest. The Airport.
In the past week, I have been to the Mall every day. It does have some positive aspects, because I would just take the loss and go bowling if it didn’t have any. It serves as a meeting ground for people in the area. Everyone knows where it is, especially teenagers (whom I also have a strong dislike for). It’s like trying to summon Batman with the signal in the sky. COME HERE AND BUY USELESS STUFF. It’s also absolutely hilarious to see all of the people that go there. It may seem mean, but I am a very mean spirited person. Sitting in the Food Court and laughing at people is usually the highlight of my day. For the rare occasion that I actually have money and would like to buy something, it’s decent for that too.
The Crossroads Mall is to me like the halftime locker room pep talk is for Kobe Bryant. The coach lays out the game plan and I lay out my game plan for the rest of the day with my friends. It is also the worst place on Earth, no matter how much I frequent it. Most of the time I would rather go sleep inside of an active volcano.
You may be asking yourself, "Why would you go there if you have such an extreme dislike for it?" Well, esteemed reader, I live in the fine city of Sauk Rapids, Minnesota, home to a few bars, a bunch of gas stations and a large grocery store. Coborn’s is the main hub of the city. Adjoined to Sauk Rapids is as it is colloquially known, Ye Olde Cloudy Town and Waite Park, home to the aforementioned Crossroads Mall. Both towns also have nothing to offer unless you go to college, like to eat or going bowling all day. Wikipedia lists the St. Cloud Regional Airport as a point of interest. The Airport.
In the past week, I have been to the Mall every day. It does have some positive aspects, because I would just take the loss and go bowling if it didn’t have any. It serves as a meeting ground for people in the area. Everyone knows where it is, especially teenagers (whom I also have a strong dislike for). It’s like trying to summon Batman with the signal in the sky. COME HERE AND BUY USELESS STUFF. It’s also absolutely hilarious to see all of the people that go there. It may seem mean, but I am a very mean spirited person. Sitting in the Food Court and laughing at people is usually the highlight of my day. For the rare occasion that I actually have money and would like to buy something, it’s decent for that too.
The Crossroads Mall is to me like the halftime locker room pep talk is for Kobe Bryant. The coach lays out the game plan and I lay out my game plan for the rest of the day with my friends. It is also the worst place on Earth, no matter how much I frequent it. Most of the time I would rather go sleep inside of an active volcano.
i know people like you. i grew up in a small town just like you and i remember all my friends bitching about how much it sucked, but then when it got time for them to actually have the means to get out, they just stayed because they were afraid of the outside world. most of them complain about money. boo hoo i had to get a fucking job and tons of financial aid, but I changed my situation. move to another city and then you'll find out what you've been missing and just how lame your old friends actually are.
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion @ Dec 23 2008, 07:45 PM)
i know people like you. i grew up in a small town just like you and i remember all my friends bitching about how much it sucked, but then when it got time for them to actually have the means to get out, they just stayed because they were afraid of the outside world. most of them complain about money. boo hoo i had to get a fucking job and tons of financial aid, but I changed my situation. move to another city and then you'll find out what you've been missing and just how lame your old friends actually are.
saint cloud isn't really a small town it's a college town, one of the bigger cities in minnesota for sure. i've lived in and been to minneapolis before too, i already know what i'm missing. it's sure as hell not located in new jersey.
im from new jersey silly niggie. i don't live there anymore.
Jersey is better than like 92% of the continental US.
QUOTE(Frankie G @ Dec 23 2008, 06:03 PM)
Jersey is better than like 92% of the continental US.
yeah if you're a faggot, New Jersey would just be another fly over state if it weren't for the Newark Air Port since LaGuardia is so useless.
QUOTE(Frankie G @ Dec 23 2008, 05:03 PM)
Jersey is better than like 92% of the continental US.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trog, Charles Hamilton or Wale?
whats up
why'd you cut your hair
QUOTE(Frankie G @ Dec 23 2008, 10:03 PM)
Jersey is better than like 92% of the continental US.
lol
QUOTE(Svyatogornyj @ Dec 23 2008, 11:21 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trog, Charles Hamilton or Wale?
wale is the cool pick since pitchfork and all but i like charles hamilton a lot more. he's inventive. have you heard that windows media player song? it's crazy.
QUOTE(Not Quite Bernadette @ Dec 23 2008, 11:52 PM)
whats up
being high, eating goldfish, trolling on 4chan, downloading music, talking to some breezy's on facebook
i just got done hanging out with my x-gf and x-roomate
QUOTE(Epoch @ Dec 24 2008, 02:10 AM)
why'd you cut your hair
too much work, i always singed my hair when i smoked bowls
Where would you like to travel?
Why did I wake up with a gash on my right first knuckle?
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Dec 24 2008, 02:50 PM)
Where would you like to travel?
fashion spots - nyc, tokyo, sf, la and unrelated but amsterdam. i'd also like to go to a patriots game eventually.
QUOTE(Grimes @ Dec 24 2008, 03:10 PM)
Why did I wake up with a gash on my right first knuckle?
shit happens when you get drunk.
what's it like to be balding before you turn 20?
i am not even balding you faggot, my hair line just starts there. if i was balding do you think i would be able to grow my hair out as long as it was?
when u first start balding, your hair line will recede. you should have kept your hair long because now you can really notice it. good luck ever getting pussy that isn't under 40 years old.
good luck getting pussy ever you fucking retard.
What do you think of my new Blackberry Bold?
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Dec 24 2008, 11:13 PM)
What do you think of my new Blackberry Bold?
should have copped that google phone nigga
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion. @ Dec 23 2008, 11:36 PM)
wale is the cool pick since pitchfork and all but i like charles hamilton a lot more. he's inventive. have you heard that windows media player song? it's crazy.
Wale's pretty nice but yeah, Hamilton's a beast as a producer and MC. That song is crazy. He made an incredible beat of the music from Sonic 2's Casino Night Zone, too.
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion. @ Dec 24 2008, 07:13 PM)
should have copped that google phone nigga
Why?
it's way better than any of the new blackberries
how excited are you about franken becoming a senator
amped, i actually did something worthwhile for once.
it's was just so fucking close. pretty unbelievable
are you the only black person in minnesota
of course not. i was one of four that went to my high school though.
are you the only black person in your room
right now
right now
yeah. the only person, in general though.
how do u feel about me
used to be interesting but now just another faceless gay lurker.
QUOTE(merriweatherpostpavillion. @ Dec 29 2008, 12:24 PM)
used to be interesting but now just another faceless gay lurker.
can you blame me?
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