Dutch Wife ABC (12:31:31 AM): A couple of employees at a movie theater (Route 9, Sayreville, NJ) who were opening the place found a car against the side of the building. Upon closer inspection, they found a headless man in the driver's seat. Halfway across the parking lot, they found his head, and a piece of rope tied to a lightpost.

The guy had tied a rope to his neck, and driven at top speed. When the rope ran out of slack, it yanked his head off.

Dutch Wife ABC (12:31:32 AM): 10/10
MightyNinjaDan (12:31:48 AM): Holy hell.
MightyNinjaDan (12:31:56 AM): That is the best suicide ever.
MightyNinjaDan (12:32:16 AM): Imagine how much it would suck if it failed however.
MightyNinjaDan (12:32:18 AM): >_<
Dutch Wife ABC (12:32:22 AM): XD
Dutch Wife ABC (12:32:25 AM): GLRUFGH HELPSMSC
MightyNinjaDan (12:32:33 AM): XD
MightyNinjaDan (12:32:36 AM): That would suck.

That's pretty cool, but it didn't involve mimes. I can't give any suicide a 10/10 unless it involved mimes.

9/10

L O L

Well that's one way to die.

Holy shit, I'm 10 minutes from that place.

DEATH IS NOT A LAUGHING MA-HA-HA-HATTER

Now that is a way to die.

Am I the only one who did not find that funny? o_O

Makes the topic even better.

I whole-heartedly agree.

This is one of the few times I think we aren't better off with someone who made the incredibly dumb decision to take their own life. I mean, that's creative!

I'm going to reccomend that one to somebody.

Okay, Gary made me laugh.