Went out to a new place that I signed up last week to play Hold 'Em.
Some guy at the bar having a good time whips out the Visa, and buys the house a round. 1 double shot of jagermeister please!
GRANTED!
The game starts, and a regular of mine shows up, BANG everybody playing gets a round on him! Nother double shot! Then he offers another round after he finishes his jagerbomb...10 minutes later. BANG nother double o jager plz!

Drove home cross eyed. Thanking god I live in the country, and close to the bar I was at.
Played really well to! And got another 7 people to sign up as players fir the tour, and made over $50 for getting drunk!

how'd I do?

Are drunk posts a fad? Maybe I should try.

So was that 50 bucks profit?

$10 for gas, and $20 for prizes, $20 profit, and it was the first night. I will make more as the game gets bigger.

drunk driving ftw rite

Eh, it's the country. They all drive drunk out there. The only people in risk are the deer.

Drive as far as possible until you get caught or run out of gas. It's a win win.

I hope you kill someone the next time you drive drunk and suffer for the rest of your life in a prison with lots of big black men who haven't had sex in a LOOOOOONG time.

Drunk driving is for chumps.


EDIT: 'chumps' is a silly word.

What an evil thing to say. You'd wish death on someone you don't even know just to make my life hell...and we've never even met.

thats fucked up you shouldnt say shit like that... yeah drinking and driving isnt cool but you should never wish death onto someone just for a bitter i told you so.

I'd do it if I could remember.

You should try it it's fun!

EDIT: got drunk for free again last night.

They're not in suburbia. I imagine, if their "country" is anything like my "country" was, they were lucky to pass two cars on the way home.

Life's very different the further you get from the "city." Shit happens.