Type something in the search box and hit 'search with guide' and they'll connect you to chat with a real person. If you're too abusive or curse too much or something they temporarily ban you so watch out.
Here's a particular gem I was on the floor laughing from when I read it:
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clamfat posted this on December 6th, 2006 @ 2:26:32 am
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MeganW
MeganW: Welcome to ChaCha!
MeganW: Hi how are you?
You: Oh thank you, Megan!
You: I've been trying to get a guide for some time now.
You: I need Hyper Potions bad.
MeganW: ok
You: Do you know Blaine?
MeganW: No
You: Oh, well, I'll be like two hits away from killing him and he uses a Hyper Potion.
You: Naturally, I'm a little flustered.
You: So like.... fight fire with fire, right?
MeganW: sure
You: Search "clever sayings in awkward situations"
You: Nah, I'm just yanking your chain.
You: HAHA, I found that one on my own.
You: No but seriously.
You: Turns out specializing in Grass Pokemon has come back and bitten me in the ass.
You: So, you know, whenever you can get those results, that'd be awesome.
You: Pokemon hanging on by a thread here.
You: This is for the video game, MeganW.
You: This is real life.
You: Bulby's not gonna make it.
You: Hello?
MeganW: Are these results sufficient?
You: Try Super Potions. I'll just buy a bunch.
You: Crap! That annoying beeping sound has started!
You: I'm gonna just stand still so Bulby doesn't faint.
You: This silence is deafening. HAHA, get it?
MeganW: yes
You: I found that line on Google.
You: Maybe I should stick to that?
You: Crap, I moved!
You: BULBYYYYYYYY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YOU JUST SAT THERE AND WATCHED HIM DIE
MeganW: I didn't see anything
You: This is your JOB, Megan!
You: And you let me down.
You: But worst of all, you let Bulby down.
MeganW: I sent you a few results
You: I hope he's in a better place now with all the other grass Pokemon that Blaine slaughtered.
You: Search "water pokemon"
You: Wait, wait, I'm blacking out.
You: Dammit, I have to start all the way back at the Pokemon Center!?!
You: BOY IS THE EGG ON MY FACE
You: IF I REARRANGED THE ALPHABET I'D BE U AND I TOGETHER
You: That was always Bulby's favorite.....
MeganW: ok
You: MeganW, have you ever watched your best friend die?
MeganW: no
You: It's not fun.
You: I could've picked Squirtle.
MeganW: ok
You: I was THIS close to picking that fucking Squirtle.
MeganW: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I was THIS close to picking that fucking Squirtle.)
You: NO YOU'RE ABUSIVE
You: BULBY WAS ALL I HAD IN THIS WORLD
You: I ASK YOU FOR ONE LITTLE FAVOR AND YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND
You: Search for "end it all, you dumb motherfucker, you'll never be pokemon master, n00b"
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Looking for guide ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MeganW
MeganW: Welcome to ChaCha!
MeganW: Hi how are you?
You: Oh thank you, Megan!
You: I've been trying to get a guide for some time now.
You: I need Hyper Potions bad.
MeganW: ok
You: Do you know Blaine?
MeganW: No
You: Oh, well, I'll be like two hits away from killing him and he uses a Hyper Potion.
You: Naturally, I'm a little flustered.
You: So like.... fight fire with fire, right?
MeganW: sure
You: Search "clever sayings in awkward situations"
You: Nah, I'm just yanking your chain.
You: HAHA, I found that one on my own.
You: No but seriously.
You: Turns out specializing in Grass Pokemon has come back and bitten me in the ass.
You: So, you know, whenever you can get those results, that'd be awesome.
You: Pokemon hanging on by a thread here.
You: This is for the video game, MeganW.
You: This is real life.
You: Bulby's not gonna make it.
You: Hello?
MeganW: Are these results sufficient?
You: Try Super Potions. I'll just buy a bunch.
You: Crap! That annoying beeping sound has started!
You: I'm gonna just stand still so Bulby doesn't faint.
You: This silence is deafening. HAHA, get it?
MeganW: yes
You: I found that line on Google.
You: Maybe I should stick to that?
You: Crap, I moved!
You: BULBYYYYYYYY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YOU JUST SAT THERE AND WATCHED HIM DIE
MeganW: I didn't see anything
You: This is your JOB, Megan!
You: And you let me down.
You: But worst of all, you let Bulby down.
MeganW: I sent you a few results
You: I hope he's in a better place now with all the other grass Pokemon that Blaine slaughtered.
You: Search "water pokemon"
You: Wait, wait, I'm blacking out.
You: Dammit, I have to start all the way back at the Pokemon Center!?!
You: BOY IS THE EGG ON MY FACE
You: IF I REARRANGED THE ALPHABET I'D BE U AND I TOGETHER
You: That was always Bulby's favorite.....
MeganW: ok
You: MeganW, have you ever watched your best friend die?
MeganW: no
You: It's not fun.
You: I could've picked Squirtle.
MeganW: ok
You: I was THIS close to picking that fucking Squirtle.
MeganW: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I was THIS close to picking that fucking Squirtle.)
You: NO YOU'RE ABUSIVE
You: BULBY WAS ALL I HAD IN THIS WORLD
You: I ASK YOU FOR ONE LITTLE FAVOR AND YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND
You: Search for "end it all, you dumb motherfucker, you'll never be pokemon master, n00b"
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