I choose to have my first ridiculous all-out no-inhibitions alcohol experience on a Monday night.

And then I wake up drunk, except I've got a paper to write.

"Dr. Horvath is basically awesome."

Paper.

Rawk.

Also, my ex thinks I want to get back together with her.

Judging by the type of admin you were I thought every night was an all-out no-inhibitions alcohol experience, tbh.

That deserves a rimjobshot.

Yeah, monday nights are not really the best time for those.

So did your friends piece the night back together for you??

Also I have learned that if I am drinking I am not making phone calls. Way too many bad experiences there.

I remember it for the most part... there's just the odd thing that someone will mention that'll make me go "oh, wow, that happened."

I truly am the superior Zero.

ya rly

more zero sucked as admin jokes plzthx

I did that last weekend. It was fun at first, then it quickly started to suck. Throwing up, then passing out twice (once in the puke), then being sick and still kind of drunk for the rest of day isn't fun.

And I thought this topic was going to be about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I've got 2 papers to write by friday, but they are short ones.

That's what I was hoping, too.

Zing

Drinking sucks.