Men, shaving one leg smooth makes it feel like you have a chick in bed with you.

The More You Know.

if there were any feeling left in my legs

meth is a hell of a drug

There's something wrong with your brain. Mine too, because on a semi-related note, I once entertained the idea of shaving the left half of my body completely bald to screw with people. Perferably after I had a beard grown out.

NAHH NIGGA

The best way to skip rocks is...to wait for the lake to freeze.