Asshole.

Argh, I just dropped him to pick up Mark DeRosa. I'd trade you Escobar is SS wasn't such a thin position. If you want, make me an offer for him and I'll see if it's good enough.

Indeed. I put a claim in for him too, though I suspected I wouldn't get him since my waiver priority was the lowest due to being the first to draft.

Also, this 4 days waiver time is ridiculous. There's no need for it at all, and there's no way it should take 4 days for my trade to show up on my lineup. If you don't put in a claim for someone within 2 days after they hit the waiver wire, then you obviously don't want them bad enough.

GAHHH I bench peralta because of his poor history vs the starter and the fact that he was benched last night and he comes back and goes 3/5 with 2 rbis, a double and a home run.

I know, right? I've been benching Matt Kemp because the Dodgers have been playing stupid fucking Juan Pierre instead and all of the sudden he's in and doing awesome.

In another league, whenever I start Jacoby Ellsbury he inevitably sits, and whenever I sit him he comes in and gets like 4 doubles and 8 RBIs.

Yeah I have Ellsbury too. Fuck Coco.

And Francona, too, for batting him 8th whenever he does play.

Seriously. He is lead off potential on other teams.

ortiz isn't on the table, especially for two shitty pitchers. nice try though lol.

Just try'na buy low, sell high, bruh. CJ WIlson leads the league in saves and Shaun Marcum has had a quality start every outing so far.

I've had success in other leagues...in one league I turned Kerry Wood and Chad Cordero into Todd Helton. Now Helton's doing awesome, Cordero's still hurt and in danger of losing his job, and Kerry Wood...well, he hasn't been injured just yet.

In another league, I turned Johnny Cueto into Brad Hawpe and Jonathan Papelbon. They'll regret that when Dusty Baker kills Cueto's arm.

Hell, in this league I sold Fukudome for Lance Berkman and an at-the-time slumping but now hot Eric Byrnes.

i could see it happening to other people though. hell, the guy who got fukudome paid like $0.30 on the dollar for him lol.

and cj wilson has three saves (25% of his total from last year), the same number as, say, todd jones. (who i got for free)

I already quit on my team. They can eat my sweaty balls.

Verlander is for trade.

I'll give you something to take Sabathia, Beckett or Pujols off your hands. >_>

My team = fucking STACKED.

My team has a good day, batting around 350 and so does my opponent. Verlander finally pitches good, but so does CC. LOL

OH FUCK YOU KYLE! I came home from work wanting to pick up Willingham to find you already did it. Suck a dick.

aren't you rocket powered hgh? didn't you just go 13-13 this week?

just checking.

The best hitter on my team (and in baseball) is injured, I haven't lost a week yet, and I'm still in first.

Verlander still for trade. Looking for a solid closer for him. Any takers?

My auto-picked team is not doing too well.

I got my first win against Epoch. I really like the future of my team now.

Peavy on the DL hurts bad right now.

Woo I posted the largest blowout this season thus far, 24-2.

Haha gave The Clown his first loss in a 17-10 week.

I don't have a fantasy team, but as a reds fan, I think Jay Bruce would be a great pick up for anyone here.

He's kicking some ass right now.

My ego, it hurts. You bastard.

Haha eat it. I'm on the rise. I've won my last 3 and 4 of my last 5.

Another win. My pitching staff is amazing.

Looking to trade McLouth and Quentin. I want to get a closer.

i am second in this league and first in my SA league and i have been completely neglected both teams

i rule

You're now in first pal.

Not for long. I haven't had internet access for a while now. Time to remedy this problem.

Dude, you're losing this week terribly. 24-2 with 3 days left to play. Your guys are just slumping. You're gonna get bumped from second, to third, possibly fourth.

Yes, but I have full faith in my playoff domination.

hey i won

cool

Fuck yea, I got third place. I wouldn't have bet a dollar on placing at all!