"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?"
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Full Version: Worst (best?) TV/movie edits
the old edit of Die Hard 2 they used to run on like, TBS, was pretty bad. Like I guess the lines they put in as replacements weren't all that bad as far as TV edit replacement lines go, but whoever recorded the replacement lines did a terrible job of sounding like McLane does on those lines, or even sounding like Bruce Willis at all.
Also, in the TV edit of Dirty Work (the one with Norm MacDonald, not that lameass one about detectives and pimps that's always on showtime and then I see it on the guide on TV and think "Fuck yeah dirty work!" only to be like "goddamn"), they replaced Chris Farley saying "whore" with "you". And they just clipped a bit of the audio from early in the film when he goes "Youuuuuuu Bastard!", so he'll be like, "that's the Saigon — youuuuuuuuuuu!! — that bit off my nose!", it's pretty hilarious.
Also, in the TV edit of Dirty Work (the one with Norm MacDonald, not that lameass one about detectives and pimps that's always on showtime and then I see it on the guide on TV and think "Fuck yeah dirty work!" only to be like "goddamn"), they replaced Chris Farley saying "whore" with "you". And they just clipped a bit of the audio from early in the film when he goes "Youuuuuuu Bastard!", so he'll be like, "that's the Saigon — youuuuuuuuuuu!! — that bit off my nose!", it's pretty hilarious.
I believe the Die Hard 2 edit was Yippie Kayyay, Melon Farmer.
Die Hard: With A Vengance
I Hate Niggers = I Hate Everybody
I Hate Niggers = I Hate Everybody
Die Hard With a Vengeance also had the edit.
You stupid white mother fucker = You stupid white melon farmer. It had a few other grand ones I can't think of as well.
Pulp Fiction's tv edit had some absolutely genius ones as well, sadly I don't recall exact lines.
Another favorite is Scarface's tv edit. One of the best edits I recall is:
This town, is like a pussy waiting to be fucked = This town, is like a chicken waiting to be plucked.
Sometimes the tv edits are worth the watch due to the redubs alone.
You stupid white mother fucker = You stupid white melon farmer. It had a few other grand ones I can't think of as well.
Pulp Fiction's tv edit had some absolutely genius ones as well, sadly I don't recall exact lines.
Another favorite is Scarface's tv edit. One of the best edits I recall is:
This town, is like a pussy waiting to be fucked = This town, is like a chicken waiting to be plucked.
Sometimes the tv edits are worth the watch due to the redubs alone.
QUOTE(ErrorDante @ Mar 2 2008, 12:32 PM) 
Pulp Fiction's tv edit had some absolutely genius ones as well, sadly I don't recall exact lines.
ENGLISH, MY FRIEND, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Die Hard 2 replaced it with "Yippie Ki-yay, Mister Falcon"
I just saw Spike's version of both Kill Bills. I don't remember any lines exactly, but there were a few scenes taken out, like Lucy Lu getting her head sliced, and Uma Therman stepping on the eyeball.
IF you ever watch any Adam Sandler movie...well mainly Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison...the edits in those are just god awful...
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