is going to be the most important thing to happen in the next 5 years?


that's my topic for my final exam T_T


I don't know, lord, I don't know!

World War III

...that's all I've got.

The day they invent a condom that shoots pepper spray in the woman's vagina.

When Pizza Hut figures out where to hide more cheese in a pizza.

I love you.

Probably that we've run out of fossil fuels. WHOAMG WUT?

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie marry Kevin Federline at the same time, he knocks both of them up and they and the babies all merge at birth to form the Antichrist.

In the next 5 years? No. Maybe next 50-70, but 5... no.

Anyway, I think the most important thing to happen in the next 5 years will be my rise to power and the eventual banishment of idiots like Bill & Ted. FOOLS! I HATE THEM!

I thought it was more like 20, I knew it wasn't it 5.

Anyway, we all forgot the obvious: U2K's rise to power!

There's enough oil in the Alberta oil sands to last 100 years.

New Ayreon and Pain of Salvation albums.
UT2007.
Bush getting out of office.
Windows Vista released.


Actually, I just added the first two to make me seem like a cynical bastard.

AIDS vaccine, maybe?

14 year old girls will become legal adults.

u2k

Bush leaving office to be replaced by an even worse president.

Duke Nukem Forever getting released.

This one. Seriously. Your teacher will get a huge kick out of it

Winner. I'd phrase it more like "In five years my girlfriend will finally be legal".

You could also say that in 4 years, a self-replicating alien artifact will appear near Jupiter, replicate itself, and increase the planet's density to the point where nuclear fusion occurs, creating a small sun. The extra daylight on earth will cause extensive ecological reprocussions, but nowhere will the effects be more pronounced than in the oceans of Europa, former moon of Jupiter. The sunlight will melt a large portion of the ice covering the planet, and allow complex life to evolve.

Then see if your teacher notices you ripped off 2010: Odyssey Two.

I say do the girlfriend one or what Taped Crusader said. Otherwise, just make up something completely ridiculous. Your teacher can't penalize you if you honestly think that it will occur. You should make up some story about how you gain super powers and take over the world or something.

Yeah, I think I'm going to do one of the awesomely lame topics in here. NEW ACTIVITY...PUT IT ALL IN OUTLINE FORMAT..ALSO WRITE AN INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPH. fun huh?

the day of reckoning! the apocalypse is coming REPENT! REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

I might say something dumb like "ZOMBIE OUTBREAK"

Of course, that oil doesn't have the same energy producing capabilities as regular crude oil, and it also takes much more energy and money to extract it. Its not really that viable as people want to believe.

But I hope it will be.

I would rather have more nuclear power than open-pit mining for shale and tar oil.

"No one forgets the u2k tha night riddaa greatest"

gtfo, imposter. If you can't do it justice, don't bother.

aka Tha General

aka Untouchable 2k

" Flowing Tears 2006 Baby "

Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me that question.

**Don't let the reference go unnoticed**

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What faggot assigned that question?