I've always wondered. Some of you would probably party with me, and some of y'all would straight up try and fight me. What would YOU do? :-p

i'd kiss you

I probably wouldn't recognize you.

In the event of meeting anybody from these internets, though, I am not all that social and not all that close with any e-friends anyway, so it'd probably be awkward.

In the event of meeting you, planned, I'd give you a chance, but you'd probably suck.

Ehh, probably call you a douche then go have a beer with you, unless you're really as annoying as your character here.

Ask you to sign some CDs... then what grimes said.

Ask if you want to go grab a beer or something.

Just keep walking. I see people that look like you at the mall all the time.

i'd be like sup.

We'd probably smoke a bowl or two. Maybe talk about internet stuff. I dunno.

There's only like two people on here I'd fight, and I don't remember them.

Smear your eyeliner.

Yeah, keep walking. But I would do the same if I saw anyone from 404, because I hate feeling awkward, and meeting any of you would be awkward.

You wouldn't keep walking if it was me.

Because you wouldn't know it was me. I'd be all "hey sup" but you wouldn't know it was me, you see, and you'd be all "oh you're hot lets get coffee."

Everbody wins.

I wouldn't recognize you, but if I did somehow like, know it was you, I'd probably be like "hey, I know you from the internet. . . weird", and that'd be about it, because I don't know what I'd talk about or do with you honestly.

Personally I would point and laugh.

Then I'd kick your ass at SSBM.

bitch

id wonder if the zoo knew they were missing a gibbon

Probably debate over a beer or a stripper or three.

kick the shit out of you.

^^^

Perhaps then you would just have to not be sober before hand . ..? eh . . .

lol.

you're like a twig and usurper has the power of a babboon. you would probably get your ass kicked

Agreed.

Don't baboons have the power of like 5 grown men.

Something like that.

I don't know whether to take this as a compliment. :-/

black people scare me, so i'd keep walking

lol

Go to the other side of the street.

I'd probably mistake you for Debra Wilson and keep walking.

i lift weights you girls

I still think usurper would win. Height advantage and I'm sure he is a better fighter. You gotta be able to fight decently when you're a guy who wears eyeliner.

Squat? Deadlift? Bench? Row?

I am definately taller than he is, I am 6'4"

I can bench 220 for sure I dunno how much I can squat or deadlift right now because I only have a bench at my house

220 isn't shabby at all, props there...you can do deads and rows without any additional equipment, I suggest you start. You really aren't truly lifting if you're just focusing on your upper body, and just one major set of muscles at that.

http://www.abcbodybuilding.com/deadlift.htm
http://www.abcbodybuilding.com/excercise/b...arebellrows.htm
http://www.abcbodybuilding.com/excercise/barebellshrugs.htm

The deads will target your legs to a large degree...be best if you could squat though. Add those exercises to your routine and I'd give you the win no doubt. >_<

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dont follow morms advice hes obese

^lololol


Ahh, I miss weight lifting on a consistent basis. I should probably start doing that again.

This too.

morbidly.

I'm also 6'4".

Maybe I should go test out my bench max right now, too. :-D

What would you do, kid? Beat me down with your mighty windmills and two steps?

leave it to trog to be the one to say he'd kick your ass

Yeah because I definately windmill and two step loser. You're the one who said you were going to a Dance Gavin Dance show.

ooooo

Internet fight!

/me watches with popcorn

I'd crush you both at the same time using nothing but my eyeballs.

why do black people always fight


how can we ever rise up
if all we ever do is GET DOWN!!

NIGGA MOMENT

I would punch you if you were a dick, and I wouldn't do anything if you were nice.

And I would smear your eyeliner, regardless.

i'd be like hey brah wanna smoke a bowl?

Laugh out loud/to myself then offer you a drink.

In all seriousness, me and you could tag team anyone here. Bar fightin' drunken brawlers for the win.

And somehow, you're still a bigger queer than a straight guy who wears (Or rather, did until his recent haircut) eyeliner.

Besides, you'd be too stoned to do anything, faggot.