If you were an animal what would you be and why?

A human.


They have thumbs and brains.. and shit.

Shouldn't you have to ask a question now? Just curious on the rules...

Yes.

Happiness is the solution or happiness is the problem?

The forums or something shit out for a second and nothing would load. Then I got distracted.

EDIT: Happiness is both the solution, and the problem.



Where do you see yourself in five years?

Serious question.

Dead


Where do you see yourself in 6 years?

Continuing to not make long-term plans.

Is this topic failing?

No.


Have you been out of your country of birth? If so, where?

yes

do you like me

lolol


And no, not like that.


Should I like you like that?

Nope...pretty sure you're not gay.

Have you ever masturbated/had sex outside?

Nope.

If there was a 404 convention (encompassing all members we've ever had) would you attend?

Yes.

If you could be anything or anyone in the world, who or what would you be?

hmm

anything? i'd be a bird, it'd be sweet to fly + see new places


Sprite or 7up or Sierra Mist?

I would be a cyborg, without a doubt.

If you are in school are you learning something that drives you, why/why not? and if your not in school, when you were did you learn something that drove you?

I wouldn't say it drove me though what I did I found interesting even once I had reached my final year. I think I was pretty lucky. After four years you can really hate what you choose to specialise in and we specialise early here. I have never looked to something to drive me. I just look to enjoy what I am doing really. But then I never was a really driven person.

And it is really nice to realise that and accept it. I used to sometimes worry I was doing something wrong.

Is there one thing you really want to do? A kind of do before you die sort of thing? Or a list?

"Two chicks at once."


Are your nipples hard?

Let me check...

At the moment, no.


So, what is your greatest accomplishment in life to date?

Two chicks at once.


So, when you take a shit, do you think during the shit, before the shit or after the shit?

During, but the thoughts are mostly on how I want to be finished shitting or how I should take in more fiber.

Would you put your brain in a robot body?

Only if it was like krang from the ninja turtles.

How do you feel about flying?

The only thing I dislike about it is the pressure change during takeoff. Other than that, it's highly convenient and people with a phobia are stupid.

What's your biggest phobia?

Hmm... cliche, but heights and spiders. And I'm a roofer, so I can get over it if the money is right.

Same question, I like it.

It used to be spiders, but now I don't know.


Have you seen Wake Up Ron Burgundy?

Nope

Cake or pie?

Depends on what kind.

Caramel mud cake is awesome, but so is key lime pie.

Every played rugby?

We did for a little bit in highschool one year. Can't remember much of it.

What were you listening to an hour ago?

I can't recall. This fucker is on random...

Do you read on the can?

very rarely.

Bruce Springsteen is way more popular than he deserves to be. True or false?

False. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

Is it worth it to tell someone you love them even if you know they'll never love you back?

I don't know, at once it hurt me even more, and was a huge relief. Hard to say


Is there a more beautiful man than Jaye Davidson?

Yes.

Best moment?

Death has yet to come.

Who could possibly be more beautiful than Jaye Davidson? Who, Dei, who?!?! I declare it scientifically impossible, he is more beautiful and feminine than the majority of women, even. According to my calculations, your assertion is false.

Why didn't he ask a question? Does he want the topic to fail?

I did ask a a question, FrAnkie G.


Now shut up and answer it or you make this topic fail. Just pretend you're Dei for one goddamnit minute.


EDIT: God fine you piece of heathen filth.


What are you going to do tonight?


Are you happy, Frankie G?!?!

I don't necessarily see beauty as being feminine. You could be beautiful! Though having been a goth in years past I have met a lot of men who are beautiful in a Jaye style. I think Jaye is a bit creepy really. The lack of expression is eepy. Still voting for the nays!

You just killed my soul.

Don't you think you are pretty darling?

I'm a sexy beast.

How about you?

At times.

Where WAS Waldo?

in the alley, shooting up

should i shell out 100$ for the adapter to play xbox live?

no no no no no no no nono no nonono

You broke the topic.

Have you ever been in a fistfight?

No sir, no I have not.

Ever think you were going to die? (either from being really sick or something, or just some accident/near miss)

One time when I was like 8 or 9 I choked on a pierogi and I thought I was going to die. Other than that, no.

Who's your favorite chef?

I don't really have one.

You're surrounded by zombies, what do you do?

Bend over, and kiss my ass goodbye

I just won 475 bucks! My rent is due, but there's a PS3 online for $300 what do I do?

how due?

Due today...