Puzzle games. Absurdly so.

Similar question: 404 is having a talent show. What's your act?

Dancing and such. I'm a pretty good dancer, believe it or not. I would also sing Betrayed...because that was funny on here at one point.


Why do you think people left this place?

I dropped my guts.

Do you have a lisence for anything other than a car? I need to get my 110ft knuckle boom and twin pallet fork tickets.

I don't have a license for anything but a car, but I've driven motorcycles and construction equipment a fair amount.

What's your favorite beer?

Widmer Hefewiezen Great wheat beer!

I LOVE fat chicks. Would you do a fat chick?

Probably not, I'm pretty fucking shallow.

Best hospital story?

I woke up one afternoon after my college's All Nighter Snow Sculpture party and my face was swollen. There was a softball-sized lump on the right side of my face. Went to the hospital and the Dr asked me a series of questions. "Last night was the all-nighter, right?" Yup. "Did you drink" Yup. "Did you black out?" Nope. "Did you get in a fight?" Nope. "Eat anything out of your normal diet lately?" Nope. "Well.......shit. I dunno what to tell you."

I said it was either an infection or the equivalent of a kidney stone in my salivary gland. I was given amoxicillin and Lemon Heads. Turns out a hospital bracelet gets you free drinks if you can spin a story the right way.

What is your biggest vice?

Procrastination? Does that count?

Favorite song of all time?

Freebird...



Actually I don't have an answer for that. I like too many songs for too many reasons. If I had to pick, it would probably be Stairway just because I can listen to it any time/in any mood and still enjoy it.

Favorite Chris Farley movie that ISN'T Tommy Boy?

NOT? Tommy boy. . .uhhh Beverly Hills Ninja? All I could think of.

Wake n bake, or Wake n Blow Job?
Can't have both >.<

Wake n bake. I've had both and I can never really enjoy the morning blowjob. I always enjoy a nice bong load in the morning.

If you could pick a moment to go back to and start over from, would you do it and when would it be?

5 seconds ago when I opened this topic.

Do you wish my penis was longer?

No way, 16 inches is big enough.

What's a song or two you think I would like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItxGj-NAqLs

What do you waste the most time doing currently?

That wasn't bad, I was skeptical at first but it picked up. Her band can certainly jam.

I spend most of my time doing school work. It took what, 22 years, but I finally found my stride enjoying studies. As for time WASTED, I can bullshit an incomparable amount of time on Facebook.

Waffles or pancakes?

FUCKIN WAFFLES!

She's beautiful, skinny, hot tits, but has no legs.
Hit it?

Hit it hard. No legs to get in my way.

Ever want to visit Australia?

Koalas yes, most abundance of poisonous animals no. So its kind of in the middle

you find 100,000 dollars in a briefcase, whats the first thing you do?

I'd spend about an hour trying to find the rightful owner. Guilt and shit. If it were mine to keep, buy a nice new car, computer, and probably a new instrument, save the rest.

You can go anywhere in the continental US for a day. Where do you go?

a nebraska cornfield

dr pepper, mr pibb, dr thunder, dr perky, or [other off-brand dr pepper]

heritage/sugar cane dr pepper is ineligible for this question

dr pepper

boxers or briefs

neither. Commando FTW! Easy access to boot.

What are you playing a lot of lately? Besides with yourself.

persona 3, my intro to the persona series and it is pretty amazing in all sorts of retarded ways, also torchlight and nba 2k10

you find 100,000 dollars in a briefcase that is not yours, what do you spend it on first

reeses dark chocolate

if a tree says in a forest "OH, IT'S LUCY AND THOSE OTHER BITCHES MAKIN FUN OF CHARLIE BROWN BECAUSE HE WANTS TO ENTER THE SPELLING BEE, NOW THEY START TAUNTING HIM IN SONG, WHO THE FUCK DO THOSE BITCHES THINK THEY ARE, WHY DOESN'T CHARLIE BROWN SAY SOMETHIN LIKE "FUCK OFF", I WOULD RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, I WOULD RAM MY FOOT UP THEIR FUCKIN VAGINAS, RING THEIR LITTLE NECKS, TEAR THEIR FUCKIN HEADS OFF, THROW THEM OFF A CLIFF, KILL THOSE LITTLE BITCHES, KILL THOSE LITTLE BITCHES FOR FUCKS SAKE" and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound

tl;dr

What matters to you right now?

I could go for a beej. That's all that really matters to me.

Do you have a good party story (ie. something you tell at parties, not a story about a party... unless your party story is a party story)/what is it?

My buddy is like 7' 5" and we are partying at a kegger in the woods. He's telling a hunting story after about 18 beers. We ARE HAMMAR'd. So yeah we're all hanging out by the bonfire, and in mid sentance he puked the fire out. It was awesome!

What's in your stash can? I have a jar full of AK-47 right now.