The President
Jan 28 2008, 05:05 PM
Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lbs., his eating habits were legendary. The Men (1950) co-star Richard Erdman claimed Brando's diet circa 1950 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful." By the mid-1950s he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Carlo Fiore wrote that during the '50s and early '60s, Brando went on crash diets before his films commenced shooting, but when he lost his willpower, he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. Fiore was detailed by producers to drag him out of coffee shops. Karl Malden claimed that, during the shooting of One-Eyed Jacks (1961), he would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his costumes. During a birthday party for Brando--the film's director as well as star--the crew gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying: "Don't feed the director." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day. His second wife Movita, who had a lock put on their refrigerator to stop pilfering by what she thought was the household staff, awoke one morning to find the lock broken and teeth marks on a round of cheese. The maid told her that Brando nightly raided the fridge. Movita also related how he often drove down to hot dog stands late at night, wolfing down as many as six at a time. _Mutiny on the Bounty (1962)_ costumer James Taylor claimed that Brando split the seat on 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, necessitating that stretch fabric be sewn into Marlon's replacement duds. He split those, too. Ice cream was the culprit: Brando would purloin a five-gallon tub of the fattening dessert, row himself out into the lagoon and indulge. On the set of The Appaloosa (1966), Brando's double often had to be used for shooting after lunch, and filming could only proceed in long shots, as Brando could no longer fit into his costumes. Dick Loving, who was married to Brando's sister Frannie, said that Marlon used to eat "two chickens at a sitting, and [go] through bags of Pepperidge Farm cookies." It was reported during the filming of The Missouri Breaks (1976) that the environmentally sensitive Brando fished a frog out of a pond, took a huge bite out of the hapless amphibian, and threw it back into the drink. Living on his island of Tetioroa, Brando created what he called "real-life Mounds Bars" by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it into the coconut for a tasty treat. By the 1980s, there were reports that one of Brando's girlfriends had left him because he failed to keep his promise of losing weight. Marlon seemed to be dieting, but to her astonishment, he never lost weight. She found out that his buddies had been throwing bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Dr. estate late at night to relieve the hunger pangs of their famished friend. In the late '80s Brando was spotted regularly buying ice cream from a Beverly Hills ice cream shop--five gallons at a time. He supposedly confessed that he was eating it all himself. Finally, a reported Brando snack was a pound of cooked bacon shoved into an entire loaf of bread. When Brando became ill, he seriously cut back and lost 70 pounds on a bland diet, but never lost his love of food and especially ice cream.
Zombie N-Word
Jan 28 2008, 05:15 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 28 2008, 05:05 PM)

Finally, a reported Brando snack was a pound of cooked bacon shoved into an entire loaf of bread.
Holy fuck
Scorched Earth Policy
Jan 28 2008, 05:20 PM
Orson Welles and him in an eating contest at their heaviest peek weights would have been legendary. The greatest American Director vs. the greatest American actor. AMERICA
Zombie N-Word
Jan 28 2008, 05:28 PM
QUOTE(Scorched Earth Policy @ Jan 28 2008, 05:20 PM)

Orson Welles and him in an eating contest at their peek weights would have been legendary. The greatest American Director vs. the greatest American actor. AMERICA
Would it have ended with them eating each other?
Shocka
Jan 28 2008, 06:23 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 28 2008, 04:05 PM)

Finally, a reported Brando snack was a pound of cooked bacon shoved into an entire loaf of bread.
That was Elvis.
QUOTE
Fool's Gold Loaf
2 tablespoons butter
1 loaf Italian white bread
1 pound lean bacon
1 large jar Skippy smooth peanut butter
1 large jar Smuckeräs grape jelly
Preheat the oven to 350f. Spread the butter generously over all sides of the loaf.
Place the bread on a baking sheet in the oven. Meanwhile, fry the bacon until it
is crisp and drain it thoroughly on paper towels. Remove the loaf from the oven
when it is evenly browned, after approximately 15 minutes. Slice the loaf lengthwise
and hollow out the interior, leaving as much bread along the wall as desired. While
the bacon is still warm, fill the insides of the loaf with peanut butter and jelly to
taste. Arrange the bacon slices inside the cavity, or, if desired, layer the bacon
slices between the peanut butter and jelly. Close the loaf. Savor.
Yield: 1 serving (Elvis), 8 to 10 servings (others)
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http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/e/eilert/food.htm
The President
Jan 28 2008, 06:30 PM
QUOTE(Shocka @ Jan 28 2008, 06:23 PM)

They must of swapped recipes.
Poopington
Jan 28 2008, 10:51 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 28 2008, 02:05 PM)

Dick Loving
wat
is that a name
QUOTE(Scorched Earth Policy @ Jan 28 2008, 02:20 PM)

Orson Welles and him in an eating contest at their heaviest peek weights would have been legendary. The greatest American Director vs. the greatest American actor. AMERICA
Greatest...wat?
They were both moderately rad, but the greatest?
Scorched Earth Policy
Jan 28 2008, 11:06 PM
QUOTE(Poopington @ Jan 28 2008, 11:51 PM)

They were both moderately rad, but the greatest?
I wouldn't consider them the greatest, I think it would be hard to classify someone as "the greatest" in both fields but the AFI, alot of film critic circles and historians seem to think so for good reasons.
The President
Jan 30 2008, 08:56 PM
QUOTE(Poopington @ Jan 28 2008, 10:51 PM)

wat
is that a name
Greatest...wat?
They were both moderately rad, but the greatest?
Just go along with it. That eating contest would be one for the ages.
lumabean
Feb 10 2008, 06:01 PM
It was reported during the filming of The Missouri Breaks (1976) that the environmentally sensitive Brando fished a frog out of a pond, took a huge bite out of the hapless amphibian, and threw it back into the drink.
Excuse me?
lolnard copenhagen
Mar 23 2008, 12:30 PM
QUOTE(Scorched Earth Policy @ Jan 28 2008, 06:20 PM)

Orson Welles and him in an eating contest at their heaviest peek weights would have been legendary. The greatest American Director vs. the greatest American actor. AMERICA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA
!LLF!
Apr 23 2008, 10:01 PM
I thought this was going to be about Apocalypse Now. Damn.