Full Version: My coworker got robbed this morning
He usually comes in drunk on Sunday morning, comes right from the club usually. Some time early this morning, the cops woke him up on the train and told him that a guy they had there in handcuffs had robbed him. The guy cut his pants open with a razor and slid out his wallet. The cut was made exactly where the pocket ended so this guy obviously had some time to sit there and figure this out....lol. I just had to listen to a drunken rant about why people can't just reach in your pocket and why they have to ruin new designer jeans.
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Jan 13 2008, 07:28 AM) 
He usually comes in drunk on Sunday morning, comes right from the club usually. Some time early this morning, the cops woke him up on the train and told him that a guy they had there in handcuffs had robbed him. The guy cut his pants open with a razor and slid out his wallet. The cut was made exactly where the pocket ended so this guy obviously had some time to sit there and figure this out....lol. I just had to listen to a drunken rant about why people can't just reach in your pocket and why they have to ruin new designer jeans.
In da gheeeettooooo.
I'd put my hand in your pocket, etc. 
Rofl, no homo
QUOTE(Mormegil @ Jan 13 2008, 07:28 AM)
He usually comes in drunk on Sunday morning, comes right from the club usually. Some time early this morning, the cops woke him up on the train and told him that a guy they had there in handcuffs had robbed him. The guy cut his pants open with a razor and slid out his wallet. The cut was made exactly where the pocket ended so this guy obviously had some time to sit there and figure this out....lol. I just had to listen to a drunken rant about why people can't just reach in your pocket and why they have to ruin new designer jeans.
OH NOES THEY RUINED ME DESIGNER JEANS!
Seriously, that's genius.
Like for a sitcom.
Like for a sitcom.
I too a pic yesterday...got to upload it at some point.
QUOTE(Shawn @ Jan 14 2008, 05:25 AM)
Rofl
Kefka you are outstanding.
QUOTE(Kefka @ Jan 16 2008, 03:22 AM)
I'm so lost.
I just noticed the little sandwich pasted in the right corner...
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