Grimes
Jan 6 2008, 10:09 PM
When word first got out about a new American Gladiators, I was pumped. It was one of my favorite shows when I was a little kid. However, they started airing the commercials with actual footage, and it looked like they changed too much and it would suck.
I turned it on tonight for the heck of it, and damnit, it's fucking awesome. It's so ridiculously over-the-top, complete with slow-mo music montage replay, like I'm watching a bad sports movie. The dialogue is just as corny as the original show and the new events are all pretty cool. They changed the Eliminator a lot and it looks a lot more grueling.
Check it out.
Zombie N-Word
Jan 6 2008, 10:31 PM
I too enjoy the new Gladiator. Layla Ali's mannish voice frightens me though.
>_>
Anyone else think Fury is sexually attractive?
Joff
Jan 7 2008, 01:53 AM
The new Australian version is being filmed here in Brisbane soon. I think they are selling $5 tickets to the shows so people will turn up.
The President
Jan 7 2008, 09:19 AM
Usurper
Jan 8 2008, 01:38 AM
I've gotta catch it some time. Seems just as badass as ever.
SATANIKNUKLEARDESTRUKTORKOMMANDO
Jan 8 2008, 02:28 AM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 7 2008, 02:19 PM)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-YBs3I8kDuwbah gawd
The President
Jan 8 2008, 09:44 AM
AlienFromBeyond
Jan 8 2008, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 8 2008, 06:44 AM)

Both very nice ones.
Wolf's voice is badass.
The President
Jan 11 2008, 11:50 AM
I love this showwww
fuck
Jan 11 2008, 01:54 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 7 2008, 09:19 AM)

Woah. Awesome.
Da Bears
Jan 14 2008, 06:51 PM
So in last Sunday's showing, the first airing, did anyone else crack up at the black chick who couldn't get up the ramp with string in the Eliminator? She just hung on for like 2 minutes her body dragging. She had like a 1.5 minute lead and still lost.
Grimes
Jan 14 2008, 09:00 PM
STILL AWESOME
Feern
Jan 15 2008, 06:05 AM
This is the greatest show ever.
Wolf and Helga for the win.
The President
Jan 15 2008, 10:15 AM
Grimes
Jan 15 2008, 12:44 PM
QUOTE(fucking stupid dumbass @ Jan 15 2008, 10:15 AM)

Crush
Himura Kenshin
Jan 15 2008, 01:17 PM
QUOTE(Grimes @ Jan 15 2008, 12:44 PM)

This
AlienFromBeyond
Jan 15 2008, 02:42 PM
Also, Titan = awesome. He's like, nice and stuff.
But Wolf is like a real life Wolverine and could tear me in half and laugh about it

.
Da Bears
Jan 16 2008, 09:32 PM
Can someone tell me the airtimes and what day this show is on?
I searched for it on my DVR but only the old school gladiators came up on ESPN classic...
Is it under another title?
Grimes
Jan 18 2008, 03:23 AM
QUOTE(Da Bears @ Jan 16 2008, 09:32 PM)

Can someone tell me the airtimes and what day this show is on?
I searched for it on my DVR but only the old school gladiators came up on ESPN classic...
Is it under another title?
8pm, Monday night on NBC. Your DVR sucks.
Da Bears
Jan 18 2008, 02:17 PM
QUOTE(Grimes @ Jan 18 2008, 03:23 AM)

8pm, Monday night on NBC. Your DVR sucks.
Damn DVR!
Actually Time Warner started to distribute these new DVR's (my old roomate and my brother just got them) and the format/design of the guide button is fucking terrible. it's all bright blue...not appealing to the eye at all. Plus everything functions super slow and delayed...luckily I still got the old one.
And I'll double check my DVR, I was probably ripped when I looked the first time.
The President
Jan 18 2008, 02:19 PM
Time Warner sucks, all da time.
Ænima
Jan 19 2008, 04:07 PM
You guys watching it while eating your SPAM sandwiches with miracle whip instead of mayo and your NASCAR on picture-in-picture from the trailer park?
Its a product of the writers strike. TV's gonna suck for a while...
Grimes
Jan 19 2008, 04:40 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 19 2008, 04:07 PM)

Its a product of the writers strike. TV's gonna suck for a while...
It's been planned and in the works longer than the strike.
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 19 2008, 04:07 PM)

You guys watching it while eating your SPAM sandwiches with miracle whip instead of mayo and your NASCAR on picture-in-picture from the trailer park?
Yes.
Feern
Jan 19 2008, 06:01 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 19 2008, 04:07 PM)

You guys watching it while eating your SPAM sandwiches with miracle whip instead of mayo and your NASCAR on picture-in-picture from the trailer park?
Its a product of the writers strike. TV's gonna suck for a while...
It's a retarded, crazy as shit, show.
Why don't you go watch home and garden network like all mexicans.
Keats
Jan 19 2008, 11:08 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 19 2008, 03:07 PM)

You guys watching it while eating your SPAM sandwiches with miracle whip instead of mayo and your NASCAR on picture-in-picture from the trailer park?
Its a product of the writers strike. TV's gonna suck for a while...
Woooo elitism!
I watched the first two - can we officially classify Hulk ending every sentence with "brother" as a tic?
Himura Kenshin
Jan 20 2008, 09:52 AM
QUOTE(Keats @ Jan 19 2008, 11:08 PM)

Woooo elitism!
I watched the first two - can we officially classify Hulk ending every sentence with "brother" as a tic?
He's totally got Tourette's.
Ænima
Jan 20 2008, 03:30 PM
QUOTE(Feern @ Jan 19 2008, 03:01 PM)

It's a retarded, crazy as shit, show.
Why don't you go watch home and garden network like all mexicans.
Dont you have a cock to swallow for some drug money, junkie? And we dont watch H&G. Telemundo, bitches.
But what was i thinking saying something about this white trash show? This is the same group that thought 300 and Cloverfield were good.
fuck
Jan 20 2008, 09:37 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 20 2008, 03:30 PM)

Dont you have a cock to swallow for some drug money, junkie? And we dont watch H&G. Telemundo, bitches.
But what was i thinking saying something about this white trash show? This is the same group that thought 300 and Cloverfield were good.
The President
Jan 20 2008, 09:47 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 20 2008, 03:30 PM)

Dont you have a cock to swallow for some drug money, junkie? And we dont watch H&G. Telemundo, bitches.
But what was i thinking saying something about this white trash show? This is the same group that thought 300 and Cloverfield were good.
Cody
Jan 21 2008, 03:10 PM
Feern
Jan 21 2008, 07:04 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 20 2008, 03:30 PM)

Dont you have a cock to swallow for some drug money, junkie? And we dont watch H&G. Telemundo, bitches.
But what was i thinking saying something about this white trash show? This is the same group that thought 300 and Cloverfield were good.
Hahaha. If only you weren't such a pussy bitch, I'd take offense.
Da Bears
Jan 22 2008, 07:47 PM
ANyone watch last nights?
The rock climbing guy for the red team was amazing. Even the chinese guy was fucking amazing, they both destroyed the eliminator. Too bad Son (china-men) had to face the red guy because he beat the eliminator in 1:30. And he schooled Wolf on the rock climb chasing event.
And once again the girls provide endless laughter during the eliminator...both struggled so hard to get up the ramp at the end. The one girl was like I played football but she was winded so quickly. I love this show.
The President
Jan 23 2008, 01:35 PM
Crush is so, so hot.
Ænima
Jan 24 2008, 03:17 PM
QUOTE(Feern @ Jan 21 2008, 04:04 PM)

Hahaha. If only you weren't such a pussy bitch, I'd take offense.
Haha, if only you werent a waste of sperm and egg, i'd give a shit about anything you said. Shouldnt you be under the influence of something, junkie? Before you start to withdraw or something. Wouldnt want you to deepthroat another set of balls and cock for that quick fix.
And after watching the show more, i dont know how i could have ever doubted this show. With names like Wolf (LOL) why isnt EVERYONE watching?

This show is ridiculous, but hey, so is NASCAR. I guess some are just easily entertained, mainly white trash.
Oh, and when i said this is a product of the strike, i meant the only reason people are watching is because theres nothing else on. Even Pros vs Joes is better than this.
Feern
Jan 24 2008, 05:13 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 24 2008, 03:17 PM)

Haha, if only you werent a waste of sperm and egg, i'd give a shit about anything you said. Shouldnt you be under the influence of something, junkie? Before you start to withdraw or something. Wouldnt want you to deepthroat another set of balls and cock for that quick fix.
And after watching the show more, i dont know how i could have ever doubted this show. With names like Wolf (LOL) why isnt EVERYONE watching?

This show is ridiculous, but hey, so is NASCAR. I guess some are just easily entertained, mainly white trash.
Oh, and when i said this is a product of the strike, i meant the only reason people are watching is because theres nothing else on. Even Pros vs Joes is better than this.
Hahahahahaha
Cody
Jan 24 2008, 06:46 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 24 2008, 03:17 PM)

Haha, if only you werent a waste of sperm and egg, i'd give a shit about anything you said. Shouldnt you be under the influence of something, junkie? Before you start to withdraw or something. Wouldnt want you to deepthroat another set of balls and cock for that quick fix.
And after watching the show more, i dont know how i could have ever doubted this show. With names like Wolf (LOL) why isnt EVERYONE watching?

This show is ridiculous, but hey, so is NASCAR. I guess some are just easily entertained, mainly white trash.
Oh, and when i said this is a product of the strike, i meant the only reason people are watching is because theres nothing else on. Even Pros vs Joes is better than this.
dude.
you're a faggot. seriously.
I've never agreed with Feernie ever before but damn you're a little bitch.
Ænima
Jan 24 2008, 08:19 PM
This is still pure white trash TV. Its up there with Jerry Springer.
Watch out for WOLF!!
jachimabad
Jan 24 2008, 09:00 PM
I watched the two hour premier a few weeks ago. Meh.... I won't be watching it.
fuck
Jan 25 2008, 10:50 AM
somebody here has issues that reach far beyond anything contained within these forums
Da Bears
Jan 25 2008, 01:55 PM
So becaues you don't understand television shows like Nascar, that means it's ridiculous and only white trash watch it.......good one retard.
You make fun of white trash and the sport of nascar, and yet you're posting and insulting other people on the internet....I'd rather be white trash than a shit talking, cock sucking internet loser.
fuck
Jan 25 2008, 02:10 PM
Feern
Jan 25 2008, 02:44 PM
Hahaha, don't worry about that guy. Seriously, he's about as harmless and worthless as they come.
Ænima
Jan 25 2008, 03:11 PM
QUOTE(Feern @ Jan 25 2008, 11:44 AM)

Hahaha, don't worry about that guy. Seriously, he's about as harmless and worthless as they come.
Hah, so says the junkie. Seriously, out of everyone here, you're the bottom of the totem pole; a junkie thief who is probably despised by his own family, forced to post on message boards to keep him from withdrawing ("PLZ MAKE ME A MOD MORM").
Harmless and worthless... talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
As for internet tough guy, please. You guys post more in a day than i do in a week. I just come on here to amuse myself and see how everyone here hasnt moved on yet. You guys are my entertainment. Plus, its easy to talk shit about you guys. This is my pit stop on the way to check my email, so i'll see what you fuckin dumbasses reply with tomorrow.
Feern
Jan 25 2008, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 25 2008, 03:11 PM)

Hah, so says the junkie. Seriously, out of everyone here, you're the bottom of the totem pole; a junkie thief who is probably despised by his own family, forced to post on message boards to keep him from withdrawing ("PLZ MAKE ME A MOD MORM").
Harmless and worthless... talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
As for internet tough guy, please. You guys post more in a day than i do in a week. I just come on here to amuse myself and see how everyone here hasnt moved on yet. You guys are my entertainment. Plus, its easy to talk shit about you guys. This is my pit stop on the way to check my email, so i'll see what you fuckin dumbasses reply with tomorrow.
Hahahahahaha
Oh I wanna say it, I really really wanna say it.
How 'bout you spend more time pleasing your woman and less time trying to convince everyone you actually have a life.
AlienFromBeyond
Jan 26 2008, 03:03 AM
QUOTE(Ænima @ Jan 25 2008, 12:11 PM)

I just come on here to amuse myself and see how everyone here hasnt moved on yet. You guys are my entertainment. Plus, its easy to talk shit about you guys. This is my pit stop on the way to check my email, so i'll see what you fuckin dumbasses reply with tomorrow.
That's kind of sad really.
Feern
Jan 26 2008, 10:53 AM
QUOTE(AlienFromBeyond @ Jan 26 2008, 03:03 AM)

That's kind of sad really.
You have no idea how sad this motherfucker is. I actually know. That's the sad thing.
fuck
Jan 26 2008, 11:47 AM
so like was your dad a junkie who beat you up when he couldn't get his fix or something
Feern
Jan 26 2008, 02:41 PM
lol
jachimabad
Jan 26 2008, 07:09 PM
Yes you fucking asshole.
Oh, you weren't talking to me.
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