I lurk here too much these days.

So i'll tell a story. One time I got rather drunk and hit my ex girlfriend.
manly

m i rite?

I... OK?

make up sex?

and no, not manly

Good for you. Was she your ex at the time or did the beating lead to the title of ex?

One time I got drunk and choked my ex.



The Bitch.

One time, i got drunk and punched myself.



fucking hurts

one time I got drunk and had sex with a man

I even let him put it in my butt

One time i got drunk, passed out, and woke up in.
The Ditch.

One time I got drunk and then went to sleep when I got back to my room.

The....@@?QAISGAHNS.

I got drunk. Then I can't recall what I did for the next fifteen minutes only to wake up on a bathroom floor.

SKULL FUCK HER! LOLOLOLOOOO

HEHEHE AND THEN CURB STOMP HER.

I used to hit Gary all the time when I got drunk.

I had an ex who choked me.

...while she was sober. >_>

What does it feel like to have a vagina?

She was recently my ex at the time.

When we first started going out (new years last year) we fell out of a door and I landed on her. I think that set the tone of the relationship right there.