They aren't legal here and my house mate has a dance recital tomorrow that she has been working towards for the past three years. You are in your 40s and you have an ugly wife. Surely you have something better to do with yourself.

Lol sup I'm bored nigz.

I want to bake something, but we have nothing to bake.

I fucking hate Montana precisely because they almost do fireworks constantly. I hate it hate it hate it

This happened to us just before November 5th. We were under siege for an entire month. We had slipped and broken rooftiles we had to get fixed by the end of it.

I used to HATE fireworks. Bloody indians and Diwali. It would go on for weeks at a time.

Bake your neighbor.

That was me. Doh.

It's a wild idea, but they've gone to bed and my urge to kill has lowered.

Grab them while they're asleep and throw them on the barbie.

Well, next time then

No, not next time. Do it now.

Fireworks have nothing on Ranchero music.

Link is broken . . .

Works for me still.

Short version: Someone stole an actual ton of fireworks from a warehouse here. Unsurprisingly they were never found.

It's sad that you needed to say an actual ton. People overuse ton.

And your link worked for me...he just fails at the internet.

EDIT: Now it's not working...roffle

BBC is playing hard to get for you.

I was sitting debating with myself whether to just say ton or add something and whether people would realise I really did mean ton! (aren't Brit ones heavier than american ones?)

Yea they are. US ones are 2000lbs.