saw this on a bumper sticker today. Someone shoot me.

When I was living in another town a few a years ago I distinctly remember driving behind this lady with two completely fucked up bumpers stickers that went like this:

"The Big Bang Theory, First there was God then BANG everything else"

"Abortion, America's Holocaust"

JESUS SAID THAT THOSE WHO SPREAD HIS WORD WOULD BE MOCKED IN THIS SINFUL WORLD

May the unborn child you save be gay.

St. Augustine was famously quoted for having been asked, "What was God doing before Creation?". His response, "Preparing Hell for those who ask that question."

God was gonna kill Moses until he rubs his son's foreskin blood all over his own dick

true story

I remember being cut off by this mother fucker, he was driving so recklessly to get to this parking, then instead of parallel parking into the spot, he just double parks and runs into the liquor store. His bumper sticker:

I love sober drivers

This crack dealer by my old shop used to drive a nice ass hummer around which had "Look what the crackheads bought me" as the bumper sticker.

Abortion: it's not a choice, it's an industry.
Guns don't kill people, abortion clinics kill people.
Abortion: one dead, one wounded.
I love my carbon footprint.
Peace through superior fire power.
Hillaryous!
Deport Pedro.
Even on drugs.. Rush is right.
CNN: Communist News Network
Liberal: a person so open-minded that their brains have fallen out.

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!

I have a Slayer sticker on the back of my car because it's a grocery getter.