As of right now I have...47 bills in my wallet...for a total of $237. $200 of that is $20s that I need to give to my dad for my car. The other 37 bills are $1 bills. My wallet doesn't want to stay closed right now.

you carry a lot of money in your wallet

Hey, wanna take a long walk down a dark alley with me?

I normally don't carry that much. I normally have less than $40. I took out $200 to give to my dad, but I go to work before he gets up usually, and he goes to work before I get home. I'm also in bed by the time he gets home, or atleast I pretend to be, unless I'm not working the next day.

I got a new one last night and I am having trouble closing it because the leather is so tight. I have fuck all in there.

I usually keep little to no cash on me. Right now I've got about $3 in my wallet.

Oh yeah, and that.

I make my own wallets. They are exactly the right size.

I had around $700 in $1 bills over the summer from half of my tips at the restaurant I was working at that I was keeping just to see how big of a stack I could make.

"I NEED EVERYTHING IN THERE!"

I don't get the seinfeld pic.

He had his wallet full of stuff...yea. There's more to it than that.

No need, Seingayd is gay.

Cash is for homos.

You're just jealous I have some.

I don't need homo cash when I have a DEBIT CARD.

I have one of those too. The pizza place I go to doesn't take credit/debit...so I need teh cash.

George kept all his receits and shit in his wallet from the last like 10 years.


Oh and go to a strip club, easy solution.