$900....

I call up the power company to ask what's going on.

"Hmm. It appears this bill is a lot more then your previous one you had last year around this time. Do you have any computers you run all the time?"




She seriously said this to me. As if running a computer all the time would jump my power bill up $850.

I wonder about people sometimes.

...so did you?

fucking pwned

PAY UP, SUCKA.

Made it just for you, Gary.

it's my vibrator sorry lolxz

Krystal, no vibrator can be that good.

EDIT: Wow, glad we're on the same page, Krystal.

Gary cannot satisfy his woman-folk!

Dude, thats over a $1.20 an hour, What the hell? Even with 20 cent kilowatthours, thats 6KW for a month straight. Are you running a serverfarm?

pow-pow-power bill

Great minds think alike?

Gary's secretly running a LAN farm of WoW servers.

Hey Gary, find out if my roommate is on one of them so I can blackmail him for server access. He'd pay in a second.

This is an actual shot of my apartment.

That's why she needs 50 of them at once!

So did you get it resolved?

These two quotes made me laugh much harder than it probably should have.

But I misread Donald. I thought it said. "No Krystal, your vibrator can't be that good." Which seemed to make it funnier for some reason.

No. They lady I spoke to had no clue about anything. She told me to send in what I normally pay and to call back at a later date.

Sounds like someone is stealing your power to grow hella weed. Or maybe you're growing the weed. If this keeps up you may have a visit from the police.

Not joking about the police thing, either... lawl.