[quote name='Kefka' date='Oct 26 2007, 09:06 PM' post='115246']
This topic
delivers.
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Damn Straight.
[quote name='PA.' date='Oct 26 2007, 09:07 PM' post='115247']
I had some warts frozen off my hand a few years back (by a doctor), they never came back.
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Dude, come on. If you're gonna remove a wart, and you're a man, do it the man-way. Screw that cryosurgery BS.
[quote name='Reverend_Null' date='Oct 26 2007, 09:08 PM' post='115249']
Wow, that's awesome.
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[quote name='Paraphen' date='Oct 26 2007, 10:51 PM' post='115273']
I have a friend who had some terrible warts on his foot, he was constantly getting his foot frozen and shit and they just wouldn't go away
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I bet if he froze them then really quickly jabbed them with a hot match head the skin would rupture nicely and destroy zee wart.
[quote name='Epoch' date='Oct 26 2007, 11:08 PM' post='115278']
Tomorrow, you will be covered in warts from head to toe. That's what you get for self-medicating.

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I'm still good, and I've been rubbing my open, bloody, ex-wart all over my body. Naked.
[quote name='Machete Jane' date='Oct 27 2007, 12:33 AM' post='115296']
I am reminded of this: I had a hangnail on my toe so I pulled it off and when it was growing back, the toenail grew in all funky and became ingrown. The doctor burned the fuck out of my toe with silver nitrate and it turned all black and was really hard and gross. The black stuff came off after a while and there was pus everywhere. It healed quickly, and everything seemed fine, but like a year later, the SAME thing happened. Except this time, I didn't have the money to go to the doctor so I preformed a home-surgery on my bitch toe and fucking dug the toenail shard out of my skin with a needly and a pair of tweezers. It left a very deep and large hole in my toe and took forever to heal over.
The end.
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Ingrown things suck.
[quote name='Reverend_Null' date='Oct 27 2007, 12:37 AM' post='115297']
My old roommate did the same thing, except he got the whole thing on video. There was blood everywhere.
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Sweet. Post it plz?
[quote name='Machete Jane' date='Oct 27 2007, 12:42 AM' post='115298']
Yeah, the blood/pus was out of control. And the cut kept healing over and then ripping itself back open. Man, I wish I had thought to tape my experience.

All I have are some pictures from after the doctor put the silver nitrate on my toe when it all first happened. They are pretty gross, but not as gross as opening my toe and pulling a renegade nail out of it.
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Post those pics you have?
[quote name='sarrin' date='Oct 27 2007, 01:31 AM' post='115317']
I had a wart on the bottom of my foot for when I was younger. I used to painlessly stick needles in one side and out the other when I was bored.

...but oof, I couldn't imagine PULLING the sucker out. I went to the doctor and had some acidic stuff applied to it. The area turned black in certain areas but in a month it was completely healed and unnoticeable.
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It was pretty intense. Probably the most intense pain I've ever put myself in. The root was a good cm long, and very, very well attached to the muscle tissue in my hand, it seems.
[quote name='MAX' date='Oct 27 2007, 05:10 AM' post='115336']
I was expecting a crazy picture because my screen was all stretched. I'm glad it was pretty tame.
btw: what's an ingrown toenail? like what exactly happens?
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I'll try and take a good macro shot for ya.
[quote name='Paraphen' date='Oct 27 2007, 07:10 AM' post='115340']
it's like an ingrown hair, where basically your toenail grows towards where like, skin should be, so the skin kind of grows around it and it irritates the skin and it generally becomes very unpleasant.
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[quote name='Machete Jane' date='Oct 27 2007, 01:48 PM' post='115384']
Yep. Basically, instead of growing over the top of my toe like a normal toenail, a piece of it (looking like a shard of glass from a broken something...it wasn't too big) grew right into my toe. So it pushed through the skin and made itself a little nest of pain inside my toe. The skin it pushed through healed over, so you couldn't tell by looking at it at first. But then the skin kinda puffs up and turns a yellowish color and it hurts if you touch it with ANYTHING. I couldn't wear anything but flipflops for months.
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That's an intense ingrown nail. Like, really intense. Mine have all been on the left/right sides of my big toe, so they were fairly tame.
[quote name='Puscifer' date='Oct 27 2007, 02:00 PM' post='115385']
Hmm... anytime i get ingrown toenails I like to dig under the skin and find the piece and cut it with a toenail clipper.
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Yeah dude. I use the little nail file that swings out to help irrigate.
[quote name='Machete Jane' date='Oct 27 2007, 02:49 PM' post='115389']
Why don't you talk to me anymore? I hate you.
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[quote name='Epoch' date='Oct 27 2007, 02:52 PM' post='115390']
You don't look like this:


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How can anybody find that attractive?
[quote name='Frankie G' date='Oct 27 2007, 02:55 PM' post='115391']
I had three warts on my hand. I cut them all down with toenail clippers. Fuckers never grew back.
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Well done, Brother in Wartlessness.
[quote name='The President' date='Oct 27 2007, 03:21 PM' post='115395']
Picture of wart?
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I don't have any before pics, but there's an after on the 1st page... kinda hard to miss, it's huge.
[quote name='Usurper' date='Oct 27 2007, 04:02 PM' post='115401']
Pretty gross. How do people get warts anyway? I've never had one.
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A wart is a manifestation of human papillomavirus, which is spread by touch.
[quote name='Machete Jane' date='Oct 27 2007, 04:08 PM' post='115403']
Maybe not...but I CAN.
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Prove it.
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