I want to throw some at some Austrailian clients of ours who are on the helpdesk rather frequently late nights.

Edit: Speaking of the devil...brb

PM?

I hear Aussies will never get sick of hearing about dingos eating babies.

B&

Oh noes!!!11!11!!one+shift

Call everybody mate. If you just met them, call them old mate. Use bloody a few times in a sentence. (In the same way
somebody would use umm.)

When you are done speaking to them say cheers.

Don't say anything about shrimp. We don't eat shrimp, we eat prawns. Also don't speak of fosters. It's the pretend beer that everybody but Australians like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_slang

some of those are a bit out dated, but it will give them a laugh if you use them.

also say


OI

and

pass the sugah!

I won't be seeing any of them face to face any time soon, but maybe I'll use that one on the phone.

Joff: Thanks mate! >_<

No dramas chief.

Bloody aussie, you must be off your trolley!

Thats all I got

what language group/nationality uses swag as slang? Pirates?

I only ask because I <3 pirates

Uh we use it here.

just repeat the phrase "shrimp on the barby" and you'll be in the clear

I didn't know...but now I do.

Err, I use the word swag.

You mean...that commercial lied to us?

XD You quoted him twice.

And...I'm such a loser for reconstructing it.

It was an accident. :///

I'm sure it was!



Really I am



I swear!

ur maen

I'm maen? Supposed to be mean but sounds like man. I'll take what I can get.

But thou must!

Doest thou desirest un shrimp on la BQQ?

Play with a boomerang and then box a kangaroo while shouting "Crikey!" and other Steve Irwin phrases

i'm sure they'll love it

I say cheers, regardless if who I'm talking to is Australian. It just sounds more polite.