He is the only one who knew where my account was at, anyone else who knew couldn't afford to. We broke up last july.

Lol what a tool!
Some other ex sent me an e-card he PAID for. We broke up like 2 years ago.
what the hell guys I don't talk to you, just leave me alone. But uh, I just got 300 dollars for nothing.(but I think it means he is reading my livejournal, cuz thats how much I pay for rent). I must have a magical pussy guys just can't give up. Yeah just kidding, I don't understand it at all.


Do you still do this kind of shit with girls, or have i just dated a bunch of stalkers?

I don't do those sorts of things with exes. I don't even think about them. Maybe you do have a magical pussy.

I need a vagina.

wow, what pussies. i bet they drive Accords.

If he has access to your account, can't he also take money out?

No, anyone can deposit money into any account.

Oh, coo.

So...could someone put some money in my account?

Anyone with your account number.

What a shithead

Do guys who do this kind of shit have any friends? Do they just not mention it to their friends? Like its plainly obvious how retarded it is, but like, their friends would have told them so if they just mentioned it.

To do this with my exes, I'd have to have a girlfriend, and then I'd need to be uh. . .

personable?

he probably thought that's the amount that you charge for a night.

lol sol

Dunno but fuck I wish my exes would cough up cash without me having to threaten to make their testicles into a pair of earrings. They certainly bloody borrowed enough of it.

Obviously I'm jealous.

But it's one of 2 things:

1 - They still care
2 - They want sex!

That's a really odd way of saying it

I think this would be a credit to Accounts Receivable and a debit to Cash for sexual services rendered. I would notify your pimp regarding this transaction for tax purposes.

pfff, finance majors

It's like the opposite with me. My ex bled me dry of cash. Not from my bank account, but in stupid legal shit.

Man, I would shit if I got $300 randomly.

LOL. I've never had an ex willingly just give me money, let alone surprisingly deposit money into a bank account of mine,

Lucky bitch. Magical pussy it must be. I want to know what you use on it to get ex's to give you money. I had to beg and plead with my ex during the divorce just to get what was rightfully mine, and I still got shafted.

And yeah. He's definitely stalking you if the only place that info is would be your LJ. That's why my Myspace is private

Wrong. It's a credit to Unearned Revenue and a debit to Cash. Then the adjusting entry will be a debit to Unearned Revenue and a credit to Service Revenue after she has the sex.

Fuck, you're right. Oh well, I'm not even an accountant.

EDIT: No wait, I was assuming the previous sex was on credit.

Well then you would be correct. I am an accounting major.

well, i know its not because he wants sex.... he lives in texas now. What do I do to get this shit? idk, I guess I'm just a good girlfriend. MAybe its that whole Libra's are good at partnership idea. I just don't attack them verbally or act like a crazy bitch ever, most relationships I've had we never fought... because I don't really get angry. I sit down and talk about things, when they happen and don't harbor things for later. I'm really good at getting people to open up ands feel comfortable with me, and I give awesome blowjobs. But when things go awry i totally make them feel horrible about themselves. And by that point they've usually put me on some retarded pedestal just for not being a moody, shallow, frigid bitch like a guess most girls around here tend to turn out to be. I don't try to appeal to them, I'm very independent. I'm laid back and don't get on anyones case for stupid things like drugs or not calling me or hanging out with their friends, in fact I get along really well with guys so I usually just hang out with whatever guy I'm with friends too.. smoke some bowls, play some games, whatever. Plus I'm not slutty or even flirty. I play hard to get, even while we are in the actual relationship already. And I guess I'm really playful sexually, I think guys like that- they want to feel sexy too. I hear so much about how all their past girlfriends never even compliment them cuz its something they expect only a guy to do. I molest them alot.

Idk... I mean obviously things still got crappy and I've been cheated on. But usually they just feel like assholes, get all apologetic and I help them feeling horrible about themselves along for revenge, hang around long enough still hanging out with them as friends but not having any physical contact what-so-ever, wait till they tell me they want me back and then I'm like HELL NAW,you had your chance.. in fact your a horrible person I can't believe I dated-please don't talk to me anymore.

Haha, so I'm evil when they deserve it. MAn come to think of it, I've totally raked in a bunch of stuff after break-ups with this method.... My first ex bought me a dvd player and a gamecube and a few games, some other one gave me a fucking diamond ring for christmas after we broke up a few months earlier(fucking retard, I remember blatently telling him how horrible the diamond trade is and how there are africans losing limbs and not making shit for money mining that crapand how I'd never want one -and now what the hell do I do with the ring?) I got a shitload of dvd's off one guy, and uh now 300 dollars randomly after a year.

But I've been through so much shit with these crazy assholes I deserve all of it and much more. Although now I wish I had been just another crazy menstrual bitch with all of them so they'd stop periodically getting drunk and calling me. Cuz my number is an awesome palindrome I don't want to get rid of.

that's the real reason

You are definitely dating a bunch of weirdos.

Edit: I just actually read your lost post, wow.

i love your sig