What's a fine thing like you doing in a place like this?

Pissing away my night. You?

Same thing.

Well, that's depressing. So, where do we take this from here? The obvious random conversation dripping with homoerotic undertones, awkward silence, or the doomed discussion of politics?

I'm all for awkward silence.

...

I think i'm gonna go ahead and phase out of this topic and maybe check it tomorrow to see if someone else might've posted one thing in it.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. I've had a weird day and not enough sleep to think about...just about anything right now. Have a nice night.

Buy me a drink and I'll sleep with you.

That is one massive dog-like-thing. I can't wait 'till I hit forty.

Drinking a whiskey drink, drinking a vodka drink...

I'd spend 90g on a dog mount, no question. Fuck the dinosaur.

Hell yea. It's the only way to roll.

*insert they see me rollin pic*

*Only got to level 42 before handing in the keys to the Mechanostrider due to budgetary constraints*

MY NIGHT ELF IS MINING