Fuck getting sick. Stupid ass shit.

Someone, give me a miracle cure quick.

I'm sick too. I can't breathe through my nose and I have a headache. I took a dose of nyquil an hour ago, and it doesn't seem to have helped.

Nonononoono, I want a cuuuuuure.

I have a terrible sore throat and headache. I can still breathe through my nose for the most part.

I hate you.




Not really.

I had what seemed to be a sprained ligament and it hurt all morning but ironically enough it got better after I went out to get some groceries.

Sucking my dick seems to cure what ails ya.

Take a couple shots of Jim Bean. That will clear you right up.

I did it before all three performances of our musical last year. I was sick and it cleared my shit right up.

I wasn't sick yesterday when I read this topic but now my throat is getting sore. Time to go buy orange juice. =(

I have a cold now. Sucks.

Despite the fact you shouldn't know this, this is a rather good piece of advice. Mulled wine is also excellent.

Sucking the president will only make you forget your symptoms because you'll be distracted by the fact you now have Super AIDS

Beam. Jim BEAM.

I have had a sore throat since Sunday afternoon, last night it went away. I now have a head cold.

*pops some ColdFX*
I wonder if this stuff really works... I got a whole bottle of the shit for free, else I'd be downing the Benilyn or however the hell you spell that..