18 With a Bullet
Sep 1 2007, 10:12 PM
What do you do?
FAGBALLS420
Sep 1 2007, 10:18 PM
I'd keep 10 for myself and give the rest away. There is no use at all for 100 million dollars.
Now, the first thing I'd do with my ten million is throw a gigantic party, and fly a bunch of you guys out to it.
Shocka
Sep 1 2007, 10:18 PM
Buy a bunch of DVD's
Finish college
Pay off both of my parents houses
Buy a bulletproof car and hire someone to drive me around
Go to graduate school
Find a good job, that I'm happy with
Oh yeah...become a Republican, no one is going to take my money away! Mwhahahaha.
Codeman
Sep 1 2007, 10:21 PM
Buy a house.
Save 10 million for whatever.
Give 10 million to charity.
Put away the rest.
Joff
Sep 1 2007, 10:21 PM
Buy Fiji.
Not worry about finances for the rest of my life and give some away just for the hell of it.
Himura Kenshin
Sep 1 2007, 10:24 PM
Pay off my student loans for the next 4.5 years.
Buy a Corvette and/or Mustang.
Buy a super sweet PC.
Buy a bunch of movies and shit I've been meaning to.
Get my parents a better house.
Save the rest, give a bit to charity I suppose.
Grimes
Sep 1 2007, 10:26 PM
I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time.
Circa Mojave
Sep 1 2007, 10:32 PM
Buy a house
Get a Dodge Charger on 24s

and a Scion tC
Gets lots of clothes and shoes
Start some sort of business...maybe a restaurant or something.
Do lots of drugs.
Travel
Do charity work in South America
convert it into coins and swim around in a pool of my money
Ultra Magnus
Sep 1 2007, 10:38 PM
Pay off student loans
Give enough money to my parents so they can retire.
Buy an ok sized house
Buy an ok car
Live a comfortable life.
And buy lots of Transformers
>_>

Am I the only one who thinks that concept was always really flawed?
brandotron
Sep 1 2007, 10:41 PM
Live a completely average life without every working another day unless I wanted to.
EDIT: also, draw and paint constantly
buy a ps3
edit: and some ps3 games
Zombie N-Word
Sep 1 2007, 10:49 PM
1) Buy my parents a house, payoff their debt and tell them to never to contact me again.
2) Put at least ten million away for my brother and sister, so they never have to worry about money (I'll also have contracts drawn up so they can't touch the money until they've gotten through college and gotten degrees and steady jobs.)
3) First thing I buy for myself - a set of grillz. Yeah, really fucking stupid, but I've always said I'd get them if I got a lot of money.
4) An Xbox 360
5) Travel, invest (I know for a fact I'd try and open up an arcade/diner)
6) I'd probably just live out my life without really telling a soul. I think only my best friends would know, I wouldn't want to deal with gold digging hoes.
7) I'd give to a charity if I found a really good one.
Oh, and I some point in the future I'd pay a surrogate of some kind to impregnate with my seed. I've always enjoyed the notion of having to raise a kid alone (i.e. with my own beliefs and values) and with all that money I could it pretty easily.
18 With a Bullet
Sep 1 2007, 11:53 PM
QUOTE(Grimes @ Sep 1 2007, 08:26 PM)

I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time.
Best response in the topic.
And you guys say you'd give part of it away, but I wonder how many of you really would when faced with that decision.
Zombie N-Word
Sep 2 2007, 12:14 AM
QUOTE(Freddie Freeloader @ Sep 2 2007, 12:53 AM)

And you guys say you'd give part of it away, but I wonder how many of you really would when faced with that decision.
I know it makes me a completely horrible person, but if I won all that money there's no fucking way I'd give away *insert amount* and keep *insert amount* I'm keeping all of my money and doling it out as I see fit. Sure it'd be real nice to say I'd pull an Oprah and build a bunch of homes in New Orleans, but c'mon, have they even fixed the levy's down there yet?
Keats
Sep 2 2007, 01:22 AM
I'd fuck a white rhino.
And you're so wrong, Taped.
Paraphen
Sep 2 2007, 01:40 AM
I'd give some of it away, but I don't know how much,or to what.
Hmmm. . .
Retirement funds
Buy some guns
Big sack of weed
Fix car
Computer
Sailboat
Motorcycle
Blimp
Mormegil
Sep 2 2007, 02:05 AM
1) Invest and create businesses
2) Watch as 100 million grows many times
3) Who the hell knows, the sky's the limit.
The President
Sep 2 2007, 05:52 AM
Pay off all debt.
Buy a bunch of games, DVDs, books, yachts, and bitches.
Invest the rest.
Corpus
Sep 2 2007, 10:59 AM
What? This topic was a fucking trick?
Master Bob
Sep 2 2007, 11:02 AM
Turn 50 Million into another 100 Million. Rinse, wash, repeat.
With the other 50 Million I'd probably buy the best tablet there is. As well as a RAID 5 sever seed server in Europe.
Get myself a
Zonbu.
I'd buy all the CDs of all the independent artists I have pirated music from.
And depending on the cost, I'd make a commercial bashing the RIAA and have it broadcast nationwide.
Pay my parents for my high-school education, and my college education. Total cost would be 200k. Then I'd pay my parents for my younger sister's education as well as my older sister loans that needed to be paid.
I'd also give a club I'm a member of, the Boiler Green Initiative, a or two million dollars.
I'd definitely make sure my money grows. Without a doubt.
The Batman
Sep 2 2007, 11:32 AM
Probably most of the topics from above.
Also, I'd donate to Ron Paul's charity, and get the word out about him.
I'd also campaign for the legalization of marijuana
Trogdor the Burninator
Sep 2 2007, 11:33 AM
then I'd probably eat the rest
Master Bob
Sep 2 2007, 12:31 PM
QUOTE(The Batman @ Sep 2 2007, 12:32 PM)

Probably most of the topics from above.
Also, I'd donate to Ron Paul's charity, and get the word out about him.
I'd also campaign for the legalization of marijuana
TO Ron Paul's charity or to his campaign? Speaking of witch I'd donate to Mike gravel's campaign fund, in fact a lot. I's also campaign for the legalization of marijuana.
OriginalZane
Sep 2 2007, 01:12 PM
Guns.
EDIT: and some ammo.
Loveless Aardvark
Sep 2 2007, 01:29 PM
I'd buy Joff a pinball table and then gamble the rest away.
Ænima
Sep 2 2007, 02:31 PM
Buy shit and give it away. I'd buy random shit like, toasters and trampolines and sweaters and shit and then just give them away to people. Like a real life Sandy Claws, or something.
Usurper
Sep 2 2007, 02:47 PM
Is "dropping out of college and not working another day of my life" a good idea?
Seriously. I could be charitable and shit, but I'd have no reason to do anything, except for things I want to do.
Paraphen
Sep 2 2007, 09:15 PM
Honestly, I'd probably go to school more than I do now.
But I'd just go to school to learn like, random skills I'd want to know, not to get a degree or some shit.
Master Bob
Sep 2 2007, 09:46 PM
Life long student = win
Feern
Sep 3 2007, 07:13 AM
I'd go on a drug and sex fueled rampage ultimately dying.
BL0TT0
Sep 5 2007, 05:42 PM
The $100 million dollar windfall would greatly fuel my bid to take over the world.
First I would start a drug dealing business with lots of mexicans selling my dope to little kids, and soccer moms.
After turning $100 million into around $300 billion dollars, I would then start taking over small countries, like Lichtenstein, and the Cuba. Great breeding grounds for an army in Cuba.
Then my first target would be Brazil. From there I think it would be pretty easy, since I would have all their natural resources, and shit.
Man I would so pwn all the n00bs.
Oh yeah, and I am sure I would gamble alot too.
D.J.
Sep 5 2007, 10:51 PM
Drop out of college. Give my mom, dad, and grandma $10 million. Give my close uncles and aunts $5 million each (there's like 4), give my two cousins $1 million each, pay for my brothers to get through college, get a house and car, and start their own businesses in whatever they would want to do.
Then build me a nice house with all the luxuries (mostly a wallsized T.V.) then do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life.
BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
Sep 6 2007, 02:04 AM
I wouldn't tell anyone, I'd accept it in the name of some bullshit organization my army of lawyers came up with.
I would then set up a fake company, rent a fake office, maybe hire a fake secretary or just say I work from home. My fake salary would be enough to afford the material things I want, like a decent house and nice car. However I'd also build a kick-ass house that no one would know was mine, maybe even behind or next to my modest one so I could take an underground tunnel to it.
I'd only tell my mom and dad, and give them whatever they wanted. My brother and sister I would not tell, I think it could seriously fuck with a person's head knowing that A. Your brother is super-rich, and B. He will give you money whenever you want it. So I would only help them out when they absolutely needed it, and just let them continue on the paths they are on.
Other than that I would fuck lots of women all over the world, snort the finest of cocaines, eat steak and lobster every night, and generally just be a bum.
Poopington
Sep 6 2007, 02:45 AM
I'd help out the people in my family who have money problems, then give the rest to those charities for people in Africa with no food or water. What the hell do I want with a hundred million dollars?
Mormegil
Sep 6 2007, 02:47 AM
The rich get richer while the poor get poorer. No problem with this whatsoever.
Zombie N-Word
Sep 6 2007, 03:21 AM
QUOTE(Poopington @ Sep 6 2007, 03:45 AM)

I'd help out the people in my family who have money problems, then give the rest to those charities for people in Africa with no food or water. What the hell do I want with a hundred million dollars?
As nice as that is, I think being able to live comfortably along with having some assumed financial security for my descents would be pretty nice.
Poopington
Sep 6 2007, 10:11 AM
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. But this is America. All you need to do if you want financial security is work. Even if I were rich (though I'm not the type to be rich), my kids wouldn't know that. I'd raise them in a normal-sized, one-story house, with a normal TV, a regular car, etc. A lot of rich people just plain suck, and almost all of the ones who were born that way do.
Svyatogornyj
Sep 6 2007, 02:22 PM
Hire someone to kill anyone who has ever posted on this forum.
Oh, and then I would...
QUOTE(Joff @ Sep 1 2007, 11:21 PM)

Buy Fiji.
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Sep 6 2007, 04:15 PM
QUOTE(Poopington @ Sep 6 2007, 11:11 AM)

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. But this is America. All you need to do if you want financial security is work. Even if I were rich (though I'm not the type to be rich), my kids wouldn't know that. I'd raise them in a normal-sized, one-story house, with a normal TV, a regular car, etc. A lot of rich people just plain suck, and almost all of the ones who were born that way do.
A job = financial security?
wait so what country is this again?
BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
Sep 6 2007, 05:01 PM
Financial security means not being dependent on a paycheck, aka having a job. 100 million dollars would ensure your family's security for many multiple generations.
Zombie N-Word
Sep 6 2007, 05:10 PM
QUOTE(TheManWithNoName @ Sep 6 2007, 06:01 PM)

Financial security means not being dependent on a paycheck, aka having a job. 100 million dollars would ensure your family's security for many multiple generations.
At least one would hope. One or two fuckup grandkids could screw it up for everyone else.
The Cann
Sep 6 2007, 05:18 PM
I would move somewhere nice and forgot all the bullshit going on here. I would make sure my family and close friends are well off and just leave.
jemer
Sep 6 2007, 06:06 PM
shit my pants. literally. with that kind of money, i can buy anyone's respect.
Zombie N-Word
Sep 6 2007, 07:45 PM
QUOTE(jemer @ Sep 6 2007, 07:06 PM)

shit my pants. literally. with that kind of money, i can buy anyone's respect.
Or love
Count Knobula
Sep 6 2007, 08:11 PM
Shit pants. Die.
jemer
Sep 6 2007, 09:01 PM
QUOTE(Count Knobula @ Sep 6 2007, 09:11 PM)

Shit pants. Die.
copycat
(we're all going to die, so it was a given in my post....

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