Just kidding. It can't type very well. :/

Mine can.

I tried it once, but I lost the B key. Now I rattle when you shake me.

Did you atleast try?

I dunno if it's because I'm tired or not, but that was hilarious.

I found it hilarious...but I've also almost been up for 24 hours now....

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That's what happened when I tried, and the ' key was nowhere near my vag. I think my leg got in the way.

It's too bad someone didn't walk in during this performance. It would have been very comical in a sitcom-esque way.

Yeah, I thought about that before I did it. But everyone's asleep so I knew there wasn't a great chance of it happening. Plus, I'm wearing jeans, so it would just look like I was trying to dry hump the keyboard. I'd rather someone think I was really horny than trying to type.

I think it would be funnier looking with jeans on...probably more embarassing without though.

Well, yeah. I don't want Nate's 15 year old sister, 17 year old brother, and the fucking ancient boyfriend of his mother (his name is Jim) to see my girly parts.

By the way, Jim looks like this:

He touched my left boob last night.

sounds hot

I accidently punched a 13 year old girl in the boob once...haha

Sitcom-esque? More like sitcom-exactly. That should be a show.

sounds hot

Not to sound like a pedo...but she definately looked a lot older than 13...I thought she was like 16...

8 year olds, Dude.

You should've just smacked the board against your naughty parts, it might work.

Awesome rap, you could go in the biz.