True story. My first topic at 404 was Ask me Anything. One of my more popular ones, too. 10 posts in a row telling me to die in a hole.

Ask me anything.

die in a hol- ok who didnt see that coming?

I, personally, believed that we as a community had evolved beyond this point so it did take me pretty much by surprise. Please, go die in a hole.

Joseph, go die in a hole.

Nobody didn't see that coming. And that wasn't a question, fucknut.

Why haven't you died in a hole?

Too busy living in an ivory tower.

What's that like?

Will we ever stop the nothing?

How many elephants died to see this project completed

Lots of women below your standards, people aren't worth letting in. Stone Temple Pilots 24/7 though, which is kind of cool.

And I see a distant horizon. On that horizon there is a constipated water buffalo. She drinks from a river of blood and gives birth to an amazing creation. Then, the constipation breaks, and she $%!*s all over it.


47 and a half. The other half was made into a zombie.

So is it still functional as an elephant, in the crude zombie sense?

Basically. The other half functions very well, in the club sandwich sense.

Not only edible but delicious as well!

404: come for the porn, stay for the drama

WTF ARE RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What?

She doesn't like self-censorship, evidently. What a &%#%^&w732221#@$%.

Hell, I think it makes things interesting every now and then. Go to a conversation between a pastor and a nun and start inserting the censorship bleeps. You'll find the topics can change real quick.