...since they seem to be funnier out of context than other shows in my opinion.

Frylock He's dead.
Oglethorpe: IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalis!
Emory: Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.
Oglethorpe: And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Emory: Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.
Oglethorpe: You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.


Hello, I'm Happy Time Harry. *Flicks switchblade* You got a problem with that? Because if you do, we'll go right now.



Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean, "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane."
Err: You will do as the Scorpions have before you!



Master Shake: The Highlander was a documentary, and its events happened in real time.



Meatwad: Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for sasquatch, if you're a sasquatch the rules are different.

"So I put 2 and 2 together and decided...you're pissin' me off."

Pretty much everything Shake says is gold.

[Master Shake has killed himself in Carl's pool]
Frylock: Oh my God!
Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry... that I, uh, can't press charges here...

I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK

SHAKE! WHERE IS MY POPSICLE?! I REQUIRE A POPSICLE EVERY 15 MINUTES.

This is all from memory....

"Hey look! It's Sean Cassidy."
"Of course he is. What the hell are you talking about"
"You know....Sean Cassidy....he was a hardy boy....and he had about 1000 eyes"
"....alright, I'll give it to ya"

"This one's called 'I wanna Rock Your Body' and in parenthesis 'till the break of dawn'"

"Silly humans....go back to your stip malls....where values are king..."

"Oh boy! It's snowing! They're gonna cancel school!"

"Now what is the magic word, bitch?!"

always makes me think of Meatwad. I can't think of any quotes off the top of my head.

"PUT IN SOME STYX!"

Dei'd, rofl.

I know! I was all for a sec there!

"Who's number 1?"
"I don't know."
Shake: "You don't know... BECAUSE YOU WENT TO A FUCKING FARM YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. GET BACK HERE, YOU COST ME MY ONE CHANCE. I GOT FUCKING DIABETES AND CANCER BECAUSE OF YOU."

"Gentlemen... slowly... carefully... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE"

"Gentlemen... Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood wil rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX"
"What's in Phoenix?"
"Why it's your momma, Steve. GET THE AXE"

"Only adults like us are allowed to say 'damn', 'ass', 'bitch', and 'hell.' So get your bitchin' damning ass in your bitchin' damn room, dammit"

"Y'know at this point, it doesn't matter because it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out. With a bullet."

"Commence to jigglin"

"Welcome... to this horse's anus"

"Hey, backwoods retard. Now now. Not ever."

"If I ever woke up looking like that, I would run up to the nearest living thing and kill it"

"You call this a vacation?"
"No, I call it... TACO ISLAND"

"ANTI TACO LEGISLATION... ANTIDISTABLISHAMENTARISIM"

Eat the sandiwch!

"Just go back to who you really are. Doctor Zhivago, yeah you suck."

"Dude, my dad owns a dealership."

"Try having omelettes now, Denver. Did you hear what I said Denver? Is that better, or shall I turn it up for you?"

"Look at this! A monkey, drinking it's own urine! Heh heh! LOL, IMHO, colon, parentheses! Ya hear that?"

"Congratulations. The bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me. The bank won't give me credit because I am a risk."

"Now, remember, there are no stupid questions. Yes, the idiot with the dumb question."

"Mutiny. And who named us 'click click click click click'?"

"Go back to your strip malls, where value is king"

"Is that an F? He's dropping F bombs over here! I'm gonna start dropping F bombs, listen to this: "fart you, motherfarter"
"That's not how F bombs are dropped you idiot"
"The fart it is farter. Fart all y'all, y'all can go fart yourself"

"Bureaucrats! And to think I was polite with these people!"

"This is my third summons in a day, and I have YET to see a welfare check. This is your tax dollars at work, frylock."

"Someone wanna tell me why my pool is filled with hot dog chunks and dirty dishes?"

"I will pee all over my pants, and then who's gonna end up looking bad, huh?"

"You know that race car he wants? Oh, he's going to get it. UP HIS ASS!"

"PRECIOUS RANCH DUST"