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"What time is it?"
"1 o' clock."
"RIGHT NOW?!"
Full Version: ITT: We quote Seinfeld.
a festivus for the rest of us
"Oh great, now I can't walk anywhere. I'll just be WISHING THERE WERE WALKWAYS!"
"It's good cape weather."
"SERENITY NOW!"
"It's good cape weather."
"SERENITY NOW!"
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
"Who doesn't like junior mints? They're chocolate, they're peppermint, It's delicious!"
"That's true."
"It's very refreshing!"
"That's true."
"It's very refreshing!"
"He's a NIGGER! LOOK! IT'S A NIGGER!"
or, my personal favorite...
"Hey, our show sucks!"
QUOTE(Zebrahead @ Nov 28 2006, 01:05 AM) 
"Hey, our show sucks!"
QUOTE(igotit4cheap @ Nov 27 2006, 05:06 PM)
They're very refreshing!
"Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
The moments with George alone in his apartment were my favorite parts of the show.
The moments with George alone in his apartment were my favorite parts of the show.
Fuck I missed the refreshing one, so I'll add a new one.
Anyone can just take the reservation!
Anyone can just take the reservation!
"Hold it! One more step and WE'RE WALKIN'!"
"what's the deal with razors in the bathrooms? are people actually shaving in there?"
"I love the Drake, and I'm looking forward to meeting the Drake-ette."
"Oh they're real, and they're spectacular!"
And of course, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
"Oh they're real, and they're spectacular!"
And of course, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
"Whoa, whoa. Who's this Joe Mayo everyone's talking about?"
Dan stole my idea.
Oh well.
Oh well.
QUOTE(Seinfeld)
Boy! My show sucks!
Your lives must be awful if you can't enjoy the enriching comedy of Seinfeld. It's like our daily lives, but televised! And in the 90's!
"WE'VE LOST THE FAT AND WE'RE RUNNIN' LEAN!"
"WE'VE LOST THE FAT AND WE'RE RUNNIN' LEAN!"
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
QUOTE
ITT: We quote Seinfeld.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information."
QUOTE(igotit4cheap @ Nov 27 2006, 08:06 PM)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Can we NOT quote the giant fucking image plz?
im looking for the man with the sig with the cat saying sup.
who can lead me in this direction.
oh also
"wait. back up. beep beep beep."
who can lead me in this direction.
oh also
"wait. back up. beep beep beep."
"Geor-"
"YOU'LL HAVE YOUR TURN!"
or
"THEY WEREN'T COUNTIN' ON THIS BRAIN!"
"YOU'LL HAVE YOUR TURN!"
or
"THEY WEREN'T COUNTIN' ON THIS BRAIN!"
"STELLA!"
"I don't even really work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."
"That's what makes this so difficult."
"No, YOU NEVER SAID MILKY WHITE!"
"I SAID MILKY WHITE!"
"I SAID MILKY WHITE!"
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. "
"SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"
"SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
QUOTE(Zebrahead @ Nov 27 2006, 08:05 PM)
"He's a NIGGER! LOOK! IT'S A NIGGER!"
or, my personal favorite...
"Hey, our show sucks!"
QUOTE(Kefka @ Nov 28 2006, 07:48 AM)
Dan stole my idea.
Oh well.
QUOTE(CJayC @ Nov 28 2006, 01:08 AM)
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Fuck, I was going to do that one.
LUPUS?! IS IT LUPUS?!
Get off me you old bag!
"I guarantee you a 140, whaddya got to lose?"
"YOU COULD DO WORSE."
"YOU COULD DO WORSE."
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