I call Beth "Little One", because she's 15 inches shorter than I am. Her names for me include "Brat", "Trouble", and "Tease"

You?

I'm so alone.

I call him "Pun", but that's not a pet name, that's what everyone calls him. He calls me "Babe". Almost exclusively. He hardly ever uses my real name.

I used to call Graff "Loml", for "Love of my life", but, um, he's not anymore.

Lately it's been any form of the word "poop".

Either by her christian name, or some riff on "Human Garbage". We're affectionate like that.

walking fuck hole or woman

Honestly either Lady D or Miss Gillies.

I call him Natey, Datey (dunno why...and the T sounds more like a D than a T...like I have a stuffed nose. Actually, I think that's where it came from), or something like poopy or poopy doopy or poop(insert word or sound here). Sometimes, usually just in text messages, I call him babe/baby.

He calls me Shell, Shelly, Shell Shell, Shell Shell Melba Toast, Shellfish, Shell Ding(le), Baby Shell. Also, because I have large boobs: booby girl, tits r us, and sometimes he sings 'big booby big booby big booby' to the tune of that Peter Coffin Video about Anna Nicole Smith's dead boobies.

There are probably many more, but that's all I can remember right now.

She calls me her jersey boy and I call her my italian princess.

So alone, etc.

If I had a girl, I'd call her kittentits. If she let me.

Also,

Err, we don't call each other names just yet...early relationship I guess?

It used to be babe/baby/hun/Mand. But that girl is long gone.

Now I just call every girl I see hun.

I call my gf "babe" almost always, even instead of "Allison", her name.

She calls me "dear" pretty often. That's it.

I almost always use babe, or ironic names like fatty if she;s thin or cankles if she doesnt have them.

I've been called Makkun

haha

Butt pirate.

I don't really get petnames off guys. Largely due to my hatred of being called babe I suspect. They try that and then decide it is just easier to use my name...

Yes, [CENSORED] is a lot better.

I think so. It became a competition with one guy about who could come up with the worst name for the other.

Babe, cuteness, cutie, and snugglebomb a couple times.

Come on, you know you'd be all over Kittentits.

My silly little slut is one I use quite often. I also call her babe, hun, or poonbaby.

What?

Oh yeah, he calls me his prince sometimes too.