Full Version: I just lost like...a day.
I fell asleep sometime yesterday afternoon and I just woke up. I'm very confused.
How's the butt feel?
probed?
probed?
I fell asleep watching Arrested Development last night at like...9:45 (I usually go to sleep at like 12 at the earliest), and woke up at 5 with my contacts in and whatnot, and I was lost too.
The nurses drugged and had sex with you. 
The male nurses.
The male nurses.
Obviously it was a coma. And yes, sexy time occured.
Shit, and you only have so many left. Better make up for that somehow.
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