My cousin is a personal trainer at one of the newer clubs in our area. He himself got his membership during a scam that was being run by nearly the entire sales staff at another club. He paid $300 up front and got his membership for $16 a month after that. The salesperson kept the $300 and signed my cousin up as a family member of some unknowing member. The club he signed up at fired their entire staff about 2 months after he joined, heh.

I signed up as a family member of his for $25 a month, not bad at all. The plan usually goes for $66 or something. Until my foot gets better and I'm able to train in karate regularly again, I figure I'll hit the gym a few days a week so I don't fall too far out of shape.

Stats to come

I thought bally's was for women...

lolz you were mistaken

Morm's is just getting all the ladies who have no self esteem, so he can have big reverse gangbangs with them. Its win win!

I went to Bally's for awhile. I left after they wouldn't let me use the ring to spar with my friends who were not memebers, even with a waiver.

That sucks. I met a guy there who's been doing muay thai for the past 6 months, we're gonna have fun.

...I hope that means just kicking the shit out of each other.

I hope it means more me kicking the shit out of him.

Have you seen Morm's picture? He's fuckin huge.

Not to steal your spotlight but I go to 24 Hour Fitness for $5 a month

Well, as long as we're bragging...

The boxing gym I signed up for never gave me a membership card. Instead, I would just show the guys at the counter my contract until they got to know me and stopped checking. Now I go to a different gym in the same franchise where they don't have any records of me. Just my contract. I canceled the card I was paying my membership on so now I gym for free.