I think it landed on a cat. I think this needs to be a lesson learned: no Christmas until at least the middle of December or so.

Anyway, yay for Christmas disasters. Got any worth sharing?

You're such a homo, Janey.

Thanks, love.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHA

I wish I was there to see this. Cat got his shit ruined.

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree...waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell.The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney...his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.

And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

I would have liked to have taken a picture, but my camera's battery is dead.

I was in 1st grade when I got a letter from Santa. It was all handwritten and perfect, and I was so excited. Then I noticed there was a return address written on the envelope. Realizing that there were no streets in the north pole I deduced that there was no Santa and my mom had faked the whole thing.

Christmas sorta died for me there.

I was told from the beginning that there was no Santa Claus.

It kinda sucked.

damn, mine sucks compared to these. I never had any illusions about santa, so that's out, and our tree has never fallen... worst thing was when I got my first swiss army knife and almost had to get stitches on christmas morning. I still have the scar.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHA

I wish I was there to see this. Dad got his shit ruined.

We are switching from an artificial tree back to a real one this year. I'm sure it will fall down. Our real ones always fall. But its okay because it's not really Christmas until the tree falls over.

Fake trees ftw

No one ever catches my references, it seems like.

Whenever my parents put up trees when I lived with them, there was always a huge argument over the stand.

THE TREE IS LOPSIDED IT LOOKS WEIRD IT'S NOT STRAIGHT AGGGHH

Maybe they S for SUCK.

Maybe you have fat ankles.

My thoughts exactly.

Not cool.

POW, right in the kissah.

GIZMO.