Sometimes, I drink alcohol. I don't usually mind the shitty taste of shitty tasting drinks too much. For example, I will take a straight shot of vodka (the cheap kind, not the top-shelf kind that is supposed to taste like nothing) and be completely disgusted by the taste, but do it again anyway.

I drink and stuff, but I've only had vodka, hypnotic (which I did not like) and bitch drinks. I'm getting bored of the same old stuff and wondered if any drinkers could recommend something that actually tastes good, if such a thing exists. It must not be a bitch drink that cannot get me drunk. Cheap drinks are a plus, as I have no money.

Um, a Jager Bomb if you like the test of Red Bull.

Never had red bull. :/

I heard it tastes like crushed up smarties. Is this true?

Not really. It's kind of a unique drink. I guess it tastes kind of grapey, and kind of like champagne, but it's much different. I don't know how to describe it.

You don't drink alcohol for the taste, you drink it for the price. There's not good tasting alcohol, there's shit and slightly less shitty.

Bacardi superior and mountain dew. Also, Trader Joe's sells this wine that is 3 bucks a bottle and can either be really good or really bad. You can also experiment with other cheap wines, as some are ok. Cheap merlots tend to be pretty sweet and fruity.

There is a great deal of alcohol that tastes good, Trog. Maybe if you drank something besides Miller and Captain Morgan you'd figure that out.

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I’ve been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I’ve been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man’s embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I’ve influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I’ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

‘Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

(Alcohol.)
(Alcohol.)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

Your name goes so well with this topic.


And I disagree. White wine is godly. Some red wine is good too. Jagermeister also doesn't have much of that typical bitterness associated with alcohol.

Tastes the way iodine smells.

Jager...straight.

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Rum and coke isn't bad. And I've tried Jack Daniel's and ginger ale, which was also not bad.

Step 1: Fill a cup halfway with Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Step 2: Drop 2 ice cubes in and fill the rest of the way with Coca-Cola or diet coke.

Step 3: Drink, enjoy, and get fucked up.

That is literally all you need to know. Half and half captain and coke is the best shit on the planet.

captain is gross, stick with bacardi

We will make Nate buy us Captain Morgan so we can have some when we play together some day.



Oh and thx ever1. Gonna get some alcohol when I have more than 2 dollars again.

Admiral Nelson!

I like this idea. I like it a lot.

Shit. I just remembered I had something wonderful on Thanksgiving.

Hot chocolate with a shot of butterscotch schnapps and a shot of kahlua. I thought it would suck but it was FANTASTIC.

Everyone. Go try it. Now.

I hear that Blind Andys are good. Southern Comfort and lemonade. Doesn't take a whole lot of lemonade to cover the alcohol, it seems.

Minty Rabbis are also good. 1/3 gin, 1/2 ginger ale, 1/6 peppermint schnapps. Good for getting rid of gin, since nobody actually likes the stuff.

I heard from my gay friend Daniel in California that Southern Comfort, or SoCo, as he so lovingly called it, is really good and goes down smooth, even if you just drink it straight. I've been wanting to try it since then.

Can you post this in Grimes' topic on the cooking board? thx

Seagram's & 7up.

Manly drink.