Back story. My friend said he made out with this girl that is gorgeous. At the time I believed him. Now I don't really believe him. I could never ask the girl because we were always together in one group. Yesterday we were alone together so I had to ask her. She said it wasn't true and she wanted to kill my friend for saying such a thing. I kinda like this girl so I had to know if it was true. I just got a call from my friend calling me a fucker for asking. We're both poker players so the conversation went like this


Him: You asshole
Me: You bluffed and I called your bluff and forced you to fold your hand.
Him: FUCK YOU, YOU ALWAYS FOLD TO MY BLUFFS IN REAL POKER!
Me: Yeah, you win in poker, and I win at life.
Him: ...........
Me:

k

I hope you actually said "oh em gee dubya tee eff powned"

is this seriously the highlight of your life right now?

Well I've had a shitty day so this cheered me up.

She's not a cunt. Obviously, you're only supposed to post about the major highlights of you life here at 404 Daily.

That was some nice pwnage.

I got a kick out of it.

real life chat logs

Now you have to fight him. To the death. It's the honorable thing to do.

Fight 2 tha death 4 da ladiez.

Bike racks, after class. Go.

Psh over here its under the bridge.

We just used the parking lot.

expected "in west philadelphia..."

born and raised

Pretty neat thread.

so you didn't get it on with her?

We used the batting cages.

Now that sounds kind of cool. Interactive!

did you actually use the battle cages on. Battle cages? Batting cages.