I've written the script for a film called Surfer Zombie Bros, currently being filmed in Richmond. Here is the summary.

The story begins in the year 1950, where a bunch of bros get together to go surf. All of these bros (12 of them.) are of different ethnicities and flavors. Some are jocks, nerds, greasers, etc. But there is one thread that binds them all together: Surfing. And all of these bros are down at the beach surfing one day, when a huge tidal wave, caused by GLOBAL WARMING hits them, killing them all. Their families go to bury them and decide to bury them on the beach, as that is where they would have wanted their final resting place to be.

MEANWHILE.

In Antarctica, evil government experiments are being put into action. Because of GLOBAL WARMING, the icecaps melt and a strain of the EVIL GOVERNMENT VIRUS floats down the gulf stream and into Virginia Beach...where it INFESTS THE CORPSES. After laying in wait for an additional 100 years, the zombies rise from their graves and the decide to take vengeance on GLOBAL WARMING. But they realize GLOBAL WARMING isn't a person, so they decide to kill the cause of GLOBAL WARMING....THE HUMAN RACE. So they trick out their TOMBSTONES with machine guns, missile launchers, machetes and use their new tombstones to as surfboards to go all over the planet, killing off the humans that caused their death.

They eliminate all of the humans except for a select few, before they realize that GLOBAL WARMING woiuld create their utopia: An earth that is one MASSIVE TIDEPOOL. SICK WAVES TO SURF ON EVERY FUCKING DAY. So they begin to procreate and drive automobiles, forgetting about the last remaining humans...giving them time to gather their resources and regroup in order to mount a massive attack on ZOMBIE EARTH.


It's split into two halves: The fist half is Zombie Surfer Bro-centric and the second half shows what happens when Zombie Surfer Bro civilization falls to the might of a few weak humans...the zombies will ironically fall in much the same way the humans did.

fucking awesome. I can imagine the soundtrack already.

If a Dick Dale song isn't in this, it will surely fail.

1. Muncipal Waste - Guilty Of Being Tight
2. Riots In Belgium - La Musique
3. Murder By Death - Sometimes The Line Walks You
4. ??????????????????????????????????????????

Zombies can procreate?

GLOBAL WARMING created a zombie mutant woman that they procreated with.

Came to the thread looking for a stupid script to make fun of, am posting after reading a fucking MASTERPIECE of cinema.

I would watch the shit out of that movie.

Anything with Bros in the title = failure.

Giant fight scene while on a surfboard....

The song to use...

I don't wanna stop - Ozzy Osbourne

That song sucks. You song recommendation privileges are revoked. I don't know why you had them to begin with.

I like your style.