Mine goes something like

01) Wash face
02) Shampoo hair
03) Start on torso while shampoo is still in hair
04) Rinse shampoo, apply conditioner
05) Wash armpits and back
06) Clean teh man parts
07) Legs, thighs, calves
08) Hind parts
09) Feet
10) Rinse conditioner

wash body
wash hair
wash face
wash beard

that's about it

Wash body, wash face, wash hair, condition hair, rinse completely.

Do you use shampoo? Because that sounds cute.

*waits nervously for another male poster to post an elaborite routine*

Only you queermo

1. Wash pits/arms/chest/back
2. Wash lower half
3. Shampoo/condition
4. Rinse

1. Wet hair & body.
2. Shampoo and rinse.
3. Put conditioner in.
4. Soap up and rinse.
5. Rinse conditioner.
6. Towel.

yes, because if i don't it feels all funny

Apply Shampoo
Wash Body
Rinse Shampoo
Apply Conditioner
Face Scrub
Rinse Conditioner
Rinse Face

It's probably more elaborate than that since I'm overly hygienic. And I always switch to cold water when washing my hair. Yeah, OCD.

1. Wet hair
2. Wet body
3. Lather body from head to toe
4. Shampoo hair, Rinse
5. Condition hair, Rinse
6. Jerk off
7. Towel
8. Jerk off

wait, did i skip a step?

1. Step in the shower and shiver for a few minutes.
2. Lean over to wash my face and hair.
3. Shampoo head.
4. Grab the soap and wash chest.
5. Fall asleep.
9. Wake up.
10. Wash off shampoo.
11. Wash back, followed by
12. Ass,
13. Manbits, and then
14. Legs
15. Masturbate.

Turn shower on
Step in
Fall Asleep*
Wake up 5 minutes later*
Wash Hair
Rinse
Wash Self
Rinse
Get out

* Mornings only

Shower?

1) Get in shower
2) Wash hair
3) Get out

Sometimes I brush my teeth in there.

wash and condition hair, wash body, wash face, brush teeth

Rinse body, shampoo hair, wash body, rinse body again.

1. Get in Shower
2. Rinse hair, and body
3. Wash hands
4. Shampoo hair
5. Rinse hair
6. Condition hair
7. masterbate
8. wash hands
9. rinse conditioner
10. lather body, arms, and wang
11. masterbate
12. wash hands
13. rinse completely
14. shave
15. towel dry

I left shave pubes out of mine. That'll usually come last before getting out and towelling off.

once a month or so

1. Get in.
2. Lather up.
3. Scrub the fuck out of my hands.
4. Shampoo and Condition my luscious locks.
5 Rinse my hair.
6. Rinse the rest of me.
7. Get the fuck out.

1) Wash face, shave
2) Shampoo, condition
3) Bodywash my sexy body
4) Sit in the tub for like 40-50 minutes
5) Get out

Wow, you guys put a lot of thought into this shit.

Wash face, use facewash
Wash body w/ body wash (Cucumber Melon nigga)
Wash hair, shampoo, conditioner

1. get in
2. enjoy warmth
3. wash body
4. wash neck/ears
5. shampoo/condition then rinse
6. wash face
7. towel dry

You can get away with shaving them once a month? I have to do it at least once a week...

Anyway

1. wet hair
2. shampoo hair
3. rinse hair
4. condition hair
5. soap washcloth
6. wash front
7. wash crotch
8. wash legs
9. wash ass
10. wash back
11. wash neck
12. wash face
13. rinse conditioner, body
14. dry

numbered list ftw

Wash Hair
Rinse Hair
Wash Face
Rinse Face
Wash Body
Rinse Body

1. Turn on shower
2. Get myself wet (if I was a girl, you'd be turned on already)
3. Put shampoo in my hair, lather it
4. Wash hair
5. Wash body with bar of soap
6. Turn off shower

(1) Stand and enjoy.
(2) Shampoo and rinse hair.
(3) Apply conditioner.
(4) Shave.
(5) Apply soap to body.
(6) Apply soap to face.
(7) Rinse all conditioner and soap and the same time.
(8) Get scared shitless when Nate sneaks into the bathroom and yells "RRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
(9) Turn off water.
(10) Dry off with a towel while still in the shower area tub thing (water is still turned off, of course).
(11) GTFO.


Edit: I just read everyone else's routine things and noticed that Joff also gets the fuck out.


Joff. I love you.

1. Enjoy hot water.
2. Shampoo
3. Rinse
4. Put conditioner in hair
5. Wash body
6. Shave
7. Wash face
8. Rinse out conditioner
9. Wring out hair

1. Turn on water
2. Go do something and forget about water
3. Remember water and run down the hallway
4. Get in.
5. Soak down hair.
6. Grab axe body wash and run all over my body
7. Grab Proactive and wash face.
8. Grab Herbal Essance and wash hair.
9. Step out of shower.
10. Turn off water.

Yeah, I forget to add "Turn the water on" to my routine. Sorry for the confusion people.