MAX
Apr 12 2007, 06:31 AM
So I was working today and a lady came in to my store. She showed me her credit card and he said something Darling.
I laughed and said I knew a guy with the same last name.
just so that this topic isn't retarded, have any friends with funny names?
A couple days ago a guy with the last name Funk came into my store. And like, three months ago, William Dollar came into my store.
B C
Apr 12 2007, 06:59 AM
QUOTE(MAX @ Apr 12 2007, 07:31 AM)

So I was working today and a lady came in to my store. She showed me her credit card and he said something Darling.
I laughed and said I knew a guy with the same last name.
just so that this topic isn't retarded, have any friends with funny names?
A couple days ago a guy with the last name Funk came into my store. And like, three months ago, William Dollar came into my store.
Dollar Williams would be better
BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
Apr 12 2007, 07:10 AM
clarissa darling?
Insaniac
Apr 12 2007, 08:13 AM
QUOTE(MAX @ Apr 12 2007, 07:31 AM)

A couple days ago a guy with the last name Funk came into my store.
Oh shit.
Joff
Apr 12 2007, 08:55 AM
Elias Jonathan Darling!
Kefka
Apr 12 2007, 09:23 AM
QUOTE(Joff @ Apr 12 2007, 08:55 AM)

Elias Jonathan Darling!
Yeah!

You even left the h out like it's supposed to be.
Hahaha. I've never met another Darling (non-related).
Dagger Jane
Apr 12 2007, 12:35 PM
I know a girl with a first and last name that if said together are the name of a flower. I dunno if she'd like me posting her name though. It's not very common.
I knew a girl in middle school named Krystal Chandelier, and another one named Jacey Penney. There was also a girl named Anita Hill, and she tattooed "Anita Dick" on her leg with a hot needle.
lumabean
Apr 12 2007, 12:42 PM
Wendy Darling?
Zombie N-Word
Apr 12 2007, 01:12 PM
I know a kid named Chris Griffin
V3NOM99
Apr 12 2007, 01:29 PM
i knew a girl in school with the last name boner
Frankie G
Apr 12 2007, 01:57 PM
QUOTE(V3NOM99 @ Apr 12 2007, 02:29 PM)

i knew a girl in school with the last name boner
Me too.
Dagger Jane
Apr 12 2007, 02:05 PM
QUOTE(V3NOM99 @ Apr 12 2007, 02:29 PM)

i knew a girl in school with the last name boner
I knew I guy with that last name in high school. I can't believe I forgot to mention him. I think his first name was Mike or something.
Asuka
Apr 12 2007, 02:16 PM
Enkrypt and I win this topic
Spencer
Apr 12 2007, 02:20 PM
Oh yeah, well, my initials spell Sam.
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Apr 12 2007, 02:38 PM
There's a girl in my bio class named Lacy Peterson. :mellow:
Edit - Screw it, I'm leaving :mellow:
Spammit
Apr 12 2007, 03:56 PM
QUOTE(Spencer @ Apr 12 2007, 03:20 PM)

Oh yeah, well, my initials spell Sam.

my initials are one letter short of my full name.
Epoch
Apr 12 2007, 04:27 PM
I knew some chick named Britney Glasscock.
FAGBALLS420
Apr 12 2007, 06:42 PM
I've never known anyone named Zane before I met my roommate. Also, I've never known anyone besides myself and my sister to have random Japanese middle names. Mine is Koichi, hers is Sachiko. I forget what her's means, but mine is First Son. My father is a dork.
Pumpkin
Apr 12 2007, 09:08 PM
There was someone at my middle school whose last name was pronounced "Blow-ho". I never learned how it was spelled.
Joff
Apr 12 2007, 09:28 PM
QUOTE(Kefka @ Apr 13 2007, 12:23 AM)

Yeah!

You even left the h out like it's supposed to be.
Hahaha. I've never met another Darling (non-related).
The h where? In Jonathan? That how I spell my name, so I assumed you would too.
Paraphen
Apr 12 2007, 09:34 PM
Some people spell it Johnathan, I assume. I don't think I've ever seen an H in Jonathan though, just in John.
There used to be some weird gay-ish british dude who was part of the organization that ran National Latin Convention named Sterling Darling, Esq.
lob
Apr 12 2007, 09:41 PM
I have a friend who's last name is Ho
another who's last named is Hitier (subs say hitler, or act embarrased during his name, etc)
and mine is heffner...... so I get alot of hugh / hey can i get a magazine / etc..
that about covers it though.
Shutdown
Apr 12 2007, 10:08 PM
I know a guy named John Smith.
B C
Apr 12 2007, 10:22 PM
QUOTE(Shutdown @ Apr 12 2007, 11:08 PM)

I know a guy named John Smith.
You and a couple million people
MAX
Apr 12 2007, 11:07 PM
QUOTE(lob @ Apr 12 2007, 04:41 PM)

I have a friend who's last name is Ho
Oh! me too.
I never really thought of it as weird until now though. haha.
lob
Apr 12 2007, 11:10 PM
I didn't think it was weird either, just funny.
"hey mom, I hung out with a ho today" etc. >_>
MAX
Apr 12 2007, 11:48 PM
I like how that kind of went along with your avatar.
Kefka
Apr 13 2007, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(Paraphen @ Apr 12 2007, 09:34 PM)

Some people spell it Johnathan, I assume. I don't think I've ever seen an H in Jonathan though, just in John.
There used to be some weird gay-ish british dude who was part of the organization that ran National Latin Convention named Sterling Darling, Esq.
Yeah, that's right, you don't really see the h in the full name... though I'm pretty sure I
have, once in a blue moon or something. >_>
How could anyone give someone a first AND last name ending in ling? That could never flow correctly.
Paraphen
Apr 14 2007, 12:30 AM
QUOTE(Kefka @ Apr 13 2007, 01:00 PM)

How could anyone give someone a first AND last name ending in ling? That could never flow correctly.
Meh, that's nothing. During senior year of high school, we all had two weeks where instead of school, we went to service sites and did service-y stuff; most of us were at public gradeschools in crappy neighborhoods, so there were a lot of stereotypical black kid names. I had two Jalyn's in one of my classes, one a boy, and one a girl, which got to be very confusing. There was one kid named Central in the sixth grade at my school, but he never really went to class, he usually would just run into the halls and they'd never manage to get ahold of him unless this one young guy teacher was around to corner him. You'd just see this big (for a sixth grader) white kid with an afro wandering in the halls, and someone would be like "Central, aren't you supposed to be in class?", and then he'd be gone.
Favorite name from all that though, was a kid by the names of Davenport.
Roll-calling "Davenport Davenport" never got old.
Epoch
Apr 14 2007, 12:56 AM
QUOTE(Paraphen @ Apr 14 2007, 12:30 AM)

Roll-calling "Davenport Davenport" never got old.

Some parents hate their children.
Zombie N-Word
Apr 14 2007, 01:28 AM
QUOTE(Paraphen @ Apr 14 2007, 01:30 AM)

there were a lot of stereotypical black kid names.
You know, I really want to know where some of these names come from, I mean, I know a girl named Siddequah, and while it's pretty original (for a ghetto name) it's still a crazy ghetto name.
Dagger Jane
Apr 15 2007, 01:38 PM
My cousin's name is William Williams. He was the first I met with a name like that, but in the recent years, I've come across more. It's awkward.
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