Called Louis XIII or something.

The question is, drink it, or immortalize it?

Christen something with it.

aren't you NOT 21?

give it to me, cause I LOVE wine.

You hide behind those white words but you're really the blackest man on these them boards here.

You can buy a "box" of 1500 dollar wine. I thought only the cheapest of wines came in a box. Weird.

Looking that up the only thing I see is Champagne Cognac. Isn't that brandy? Posh brandy aye but not wine.

banana cognac BEYOTCH

Aren't you broke or something?

Buy regular priced booze, just lots of it instead. Any bottle of booze costing more than $50 is just a waste.

This man speaks the truth.

Waste.

There's some pretty fucking fine wine out there. My mom and dad have had a LOT of good wine in their day, including some that practically gave my mother an orgasm on the spot. I think she described it as tasting the way flowers smell, or something. Even then, I'm pretty sure the stuff wasn't 1500 bucks.

You know, I remember my dad talking about that stuff from back when he was a waiter(when I was a baby), so yeah. Still, seems like a waste unless it's for a funeral or a wedding.

I don't care what it tastes like. When you spend a certain amount of money on booze it becomes completely wasteful. Once you drink a drink and you've sobered up afterwards, it's GONE. Even a $100 bottle is a complete waste, IMO.

I just cannot fathom putting $1500 into something that is consumable.

I'd pay around a hundred bucks for orgasmic wine.

I always found a bit crazy since most of the expensive booze doesn't seem to be drunk at all. I had a friend at uni whose parents idea of a savings account was a cellar full of wine. Every time they ran out of cash they would sell a few bottles.

I honestly have no room to legitimately judge Louis XIII as trash, but in my liquor experienced opinion, the stuff isn't really all that good. Especially at 1500 dollars a bottle...I am in total agreement that something consumable should by no means cost that much, especially booze. It's just a overglorified cognac with some more complex flavors than say Hennessey or something.

If youre wanting to feel like a baller or something and drop alot on booze, just go get some Cristal. That's the only stuff I find worthy of the couple hundred or whatever it is price tag...something about it just makes my spine tingle, I love it.

I could think of alot better things to buy for $1500 than a bottle of wine

SEP said it best. lawlerblades.

Yeah I'm not 21, but when has that ever stopped anyone before?

And how the Hell am I broke? I stopped giving my paychecks to my mother.

Well in that case, either you are a lying sack of shit or you are retarded

Im leaning towards a healthy mixture of both since it seems to be your M.O.

ITT: Retarded xJames consideration.

Yes, it is a brandy made with a "Grande Champagne" batch of grapes from a specific region of France.

Also, it tastes like shit. I would much rather have REAL champagne, at least that doesn't quite taste like paint thinner.

King Louis.

Go for it.

That. I am a broke college student, I limit myself to $20 of booze at any one time.