And I woke up freaking out thinking "oh hell fuck no I didn't just piss the bed" but I was dry and only my right index finger was soaking wet, like it'd been in my mouth.
what. the. fuck.
Someone put it in water maybe?
QUOTE(Frankie G @ Apr 11 2007, 10:55 AM) 
Someone put it in water maybe?
Naw, I went to bed after my roomates and woke up before them, they wouldn't have had a chance to
QUOTE(Asuka @ Apr 11 2007, 11:27 AM)
Naw, I went to bed after my roomates and woke up before them, they wouldn't have had a chance to
what if they woke up and went back to sleep?
QUOTE(Spammit @ Apr 11 2007, 11:43 AM)
what if they woke up and went back to sleep?
They're too lazy to do something like that
I woke up a couple weeks ago with my pants totally wet, but then I noticed my shirt was all wet too, and there was a beer can under me
I went to bed at 4, woke up at 11, got out of bed, and the next thing I knew it was 1:30 and I was in bed. What the hell?
Ever have a dream where you're making love to a beautiful woman, then wake up orgasming?
QUOTE(The President @ Apr 11 2007, 03:27 PM)
Ever have a dream where you're making love to a beautiful woman, then wake up orgasming?
Ever have a dream where you're raping your sister?
QUOTE(Scorched Earth Policy @ Apr 11 2007, 04:36 PM)
Ever have a dream where you're raping your sister?
No.
I had a dream that the US government paid me a million dollars to track down a moose and piss all over it.
And I wet the fucking bed.
Age: 7
And I wet the fucking bed.
Age: 7
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