How do I clean this shit up? It's probably all down next to my bed and everything argh. I haven't puked in a couple years. Stupid alcohols.

A towel will probably do.

Dear god..I'm still laughing..

Edit: He told me on Xfire

The second I saw the topic title I laughed out loud, man. Even after all the stuff I told you, you still puked?

next time tie a garbage bag around your neck pre drinking

I stopped drinking quite a while ago, felt fine, can't remember the last half hour before I puked. I may have been sleeping. The I'm puking all over my wall. I didn't even have a chance to get out of bed if I wanted to.

Must've just settled wrong, then. Maybe too many cokes. Who knows.

This is the best goddamn idea I have ever heard.

well if you dont have carpeting then its an easy cleanup

if you do have carpeting it is way too fuckin hard to get all that shit out of the edges and corners

*except if you're at a party

That's...disgusting. Good thing I went to bed early. I don't think I would have been able to handle that shit. One time, Nate puked in his beard. It was like a million times more nasty than normal puking.

[09:57] lifetime apple: attn: enkrypt, you're gay
[09:57] lifetime apple: first off who drinks by themselves and then has the audacity to puke everywhere
[09:57] lifetime apple: i'm sure your mom is PISSED you stained her wall

Internet drinking stories, chat logs, this topic has everything.

It's not his mom's wall. OMGWTFPWNT ETC..

You know, I might consider that, but Nate's mother's man-bitch-slave Jim is in the kitchen right now, and he likes to lick his lips and "accidentally" brush past my boobies.

You need to "accidentally" kick him in the nuts.

Yah I wish. If I did that, I might "accidentally" get kicked out. =/

ew, what kind of place do you live in if you would get kicked out when someone else is bein a perv?

The kind of place where the person being a perv is the person paying the bills?

That's it. And I got kicked out of my mom's because she wanted to beat me and she couldn't because I turned 18. So I'm alright with the perv. So far.

Why could she get away with beating you before that? O_o

Seriously.

Depends on how one chooses to define beat.

First of all, sorry...didn't mean to turn this topic into an 'lol my mom hit me' topic.

She got away with it when I was younger because I was like...young. And I was scared. And she was so nice around other people, that when I told someone, they didn't believe me. She got away with it when I was older because when I screamed and the neighbors called the cops (which happened more than once), she would smile, invite them in, etc., and they would just pat me on the head and tell me my mother had the right to discipline me (even though you could tell she had gone waaaay past the discipline line) and then when I was 18 I could move out and do what I want. She and they both acted like I was just some crazy teen that needed to be roped down with a spanking. And when I told them she was doing far worse than just slapping me or something, they didn't believe me. They told me not to exaggerate. I thought that even if they got a claim, they were supposed to investigate it. And that's one of two reasons I hate cops in Hemet. I probably would have had better results if I had told someone at school or called someone higher than just the fuzz, but I never thought clearly, and I figured that if police couldn't/wouldn't help me, then I'd get help from no one.