He shouldn't technically be living here, as it's costing us more money to house him, he doesn't pay rent, and he's too lazy to find an apartment. Do I have the right to kick his ass?
Oh, and his girlfriend's ugly, so I'm not going there.
Full Version: My brother just came home drunk with his girlfriend.
Does he go to school?
e: also how old is he?
e: also how old is he?
QUOTE(Spaz Medicine @ Apr 8 2007, 03:04 AM) 
Does he go to school?
e: also how old is he?
No and 26.
Tell his ass to get a jorb
Sounds like my brother.
QUOTE(Spaz Medicine @ Apr 8 2007, 03:10 AM)
Tell his ass to get a job
He has one. He gets payed 300 bucks a week, last I checked. The fun thing? He still hits my dad up for money.
Update: He and he girlfriend are passed out in the bathroom and my dad has to take a dump.
Drag both of them out and throw them outside the trailer.
QUOTE(Spaz Medicine @ Apr 8 2007, 03:20 AM)
Drag both of them out and throw them outside the trailer.
Their soon to be lifeless corpses are blocking the door. It opens inward.
Push really really hard. Get your dad to help.
edit: Wait for train to post, he'll have a much better suggestion. I see you there, lurking.
edit: Wait for train to post, he'll have a much better suggestion. I see you there, lurking.
Meh. Crisis averted. My dad managed to wake up my brother, who woke up his girlfriend. After my dad was finished, I pushed out a dump in there for good measure. If the bathroom wasn't right next to my room, I'd have left something in there for when they inevitably blow chunks.
QUOTE(Spaz Medicine @ Apr 8 2007, 01:30 AM)
Push really really hard. Get your dad to help.
edit: Wait for train to post, he'll have a much better suggestion. I see you there, lurking.
I figured he'd work it out so I didn't say anything.
QUOTE(Train @ Apr 8 2007, 03:41 AM)
I figured he'd work it out so I didn't say anything.
You give me far too much credit. I figured they were screwing, not passed out. That has much more potential for fun.
For instance, I know the cops want to bust my brother for anything they can get him on. I could have called the cops and had him removed for trespassing. Mid-screw.
Alas, I never get my fun.
QUOTE(Joseph @ Apr 8 2007, 04:18 AM)
He has one. He gets payed 300 bucks a week, last I checked. The fun thing? He still hits my dad up for money.
Update: He and he girlfriend are passed out in the bathroom and my dad has to take a dump.
300 is petty change, especially for a 26 year old. Working part time 20 hrs a week before class at not much more than the minimum wage I bring home around $150 a week after taxes
Dude, why didn't you open his wallet and take his monies?!
Pics?
QUOTE(Master Bob @ Apr 9 2007, 09:58 AM)
Dude, why didn't you open his wallet and take his monies?!
Also should have taken pictures of him in compromising positions.
If you could have gotten into the bathroom, you should have just taken a dump on his chest and explained it with like "Well I didn't want to turn on the lights and wake you up. . ."
QUOTE(Paraphen @ Apr 9 2007, 11:22 PM)
If you could have gotten into the bathroom, you should have just taken a dump on his chest and explained it with like "Well I didn't want to turn on the lights and wake you up. . ."
Yeah, but to do that, I'd have to lower my pants. I didn't want to risk his girlfriend waking up and biting off my wang, because she looked like she's eaten a lot of penis in her life.
Once he passes out, kill his girlfriend and tell him he did it. It'll be funny.
thats not very fundamentally christian of you
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