Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history

CHORUS:
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)

When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes

CHORUS

D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales

CHORUS

D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...

CHORUS (Twice)

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)

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Our mission is simple. Nothing on the world wide web can be believed without evidence, pictures preferrably. Usually of girls, because they should have something better to do than use the internet. Any outlandish drinking stories or something like Worldmaker's armed robbery story shouldn't be taken seriously without pics either.

Throw it up in your sig and become a skeptic.

...and you post "xjames topic" everywhere.

It wasn't an armed robbery. He snuck into a Subway at night and emptied the safe and the manager's office of cash.

He hid inside until after they closed. Not that we can prove it though, given the lack of pictures.

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real games, they have some 50 Cent, some Fat Joe, some BALLINNNN

i ain't tryin' to play my games with no DIL-DO.

Scrooge'd