Then we went to her house and sat on the couch. I turned to her and told her that I was thinking I might be a lesbian, but I wasn't sure. I said I wanted to make out with a chick and play with her boobs but I was afraid of eating her out. She laughed and said that she'd help me out if I needed someone to practice on. I told her that I'd like that, and she excused herself to get into something more comfortable.
She came back into the room wearing lingerie. It was just normal black lace, but there was an iron-on picture of the backstreet boys on her ass. She came up to me and started kissing me and taking my shirt off, and somehow she was no longer wearing the lingerie top. I touched her boobs and they were weird and floppy and had hair all over them, like the chest of a fat guy. I was weirded out by it, but I kept fondling them anyway.
So we were like...making out and touching each other boobs (mine were not man-chesty, though) and suddenly she stops and says "my vagina is ready." I tell her I'm scared, and she says not to worry, and demands that I take off her backstreet boys lingerie bottoms with my teeth. So I do it and then she spreads her legs and says "open it." So I, you know, parted that bit there and looked inside. It was a dark, wet hole and there was a very dark purple tounge coming out of it. I said "wow, it's darker-colored than mine" and she told me that all I have to do to eat a girl out is french kiss the toungue-thing.
I was still kinda scared, so I just sorta licked it. I sat up right away and made a face. I told her it tasted like armpit. She laughed, and then I woke up.
