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Dagger Jane
Sooo...I had this dream that SoyUnaNaranja was my friend in real life. And also a lesbian. We went to the mall together and she bought a backstreet boys CD and t-shirt.

Then we went to her house and sat on the couch. I turned to her and told her that I was thinking I might be a lesbian, but I wasn't sure. I said I wanted to make out with a chick and play with her boobs but I was afraid of eating her out. She laughed and said that she'd help me out if I needed someone to practice on. I told her that I'd like that, and she excused herself to get into something more comfortable.

She came back into the room wearing lingerie. It was just normal black lace, but there was an iron-on picture of the backstreet boys on her ass. She came up to me and started kissing me and taking my shirt off, and somehow she was no longer wearing the lingerie top. I touched her boobs and they were weird and floppy and had hair all over them, like the chest of a fat guy. I was weirded out by it, but I kept fondling them anyway.

So we were like...making out and touching each other boobs (mine were not man-chesty, though) and suddenly she stops and says "my vagina is ready." I tell her I'm scared, and she says not to worry, and demands that I take off her backstreet boys lingerie bottoms with my teeth. So I do it and then she spreads her legs and says "open it." So I, you know, parted that bit there and looked inside. It was a dark, wet hole and there was a very dark purple tounge coming out of it. I said "wow, it's darker-colored than mine" and she told me that all I have to do to eat a girl out is french kiss the toungue-thing.

I was still kinda scared, so I just sorta licked it. I sat up right away and made a face. I told her it tasted like armpit. She laughed, and then I woke up.




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Frankie G
HOT A+++++ WOULD READ AGAIN
FAGBALLS420
mellow.gif

When the hell did that become ;blank; instead of ;mellow;?
Svyatogornyj
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Zombie N-Word
QUOTE(Svyatogornyj @ Apr 5 2007, 02:12 PM) *

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enKrypt
I'm speechless.
Dagger Jane
QUOTE(enKrypt @ Apr 5 2007, 02:30 PM) *

I'm speechless.

I'm kinda sad it didn't involve you (aka whitt) because you're more my style. But I dunno...does your vagina have a tongue?

Also, when I first typed vagina up there, I accidentally typed "favinga."
Kefka
QUOTE(The Taped Crusader @ Apr 5 2007, 01:10 PM) *

mellow.gif

When the hell did that become ;blank; instead of ;mellow;?

The board switch. mellow.gif
evildoughnuts
Well..that was strangely erotic.
Kei-kun
There was a tongue in it? AWESOME!
Donald Rack
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The President
Why has naughty17hs.gif not been used in this topic yet.
Boring Bob
gross
Trogdor the Burninator
IPB Image
Pumpkin
I came into this topic to post " naughty17hs.gif " but The President beat me to it.
Kele
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Mr. Mojo Risin'
More about the backstreet boyz please.
enKrypt
QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Apr 5 2007, 01:35 PM) *

I'm kinda sad it didn't involve you (aka whitt) because you're more my style. But I dunno...does your vagina have a tongue?

Also, when I first typed vagina up there, I accidentally typed "favinga."


I was disappointed too =[ I almost expected it to be me XD

But uh my vagina can have anything you want it to bbb
Vicious
I had no idea text could turn me on so much. Maybe cause it's a work of nonfiction.
Legendary
I hate this topic and everything it stands for.
Vicious
QUOTE(Legendary @ Apr 5 2007, 07:09 PM) *

I hate this topic and everything it stands for.



Taking your sig into account, I refuse to take you seriously.
Dagger Jane
QUOTE(Legendary @ Apr 5 2007, 07:09 PM) *

I hate this topic and everything it stands for.

well you were cool like 5 minutes ago but now I hate YOU and everything YOU stand for. So there.

QUOTE(enKrypt @ Apr 5 2007, 06:53 PM) *

I was disappointed too =[ I almost expected it to be me XD

But uh my vagina can have anything you want it to bbb

Yum.
Circa Mojave
QUOTE(enKrypt @ Apr 5 2007, 04:53 PM) *

I was disappointed too =[ I almost expected it to be me XD

But uh my vagina can have anything you want it to bbb


I thought it was about you till I read the topic title.
Spammit
QUOTE(Frankie G @ Apr 5 2007, 02:08 PM) *

HOT A+++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

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sexlessNothing
wtf.

It's red not purple.
Dagger Jane
QUOTE(SoyUnaNaranja @ Apr 5 2007, 08:42 PM) *

wtf.

It's red not purple.

Oh? Maybe it was the lighting.
18 With a Bullet
QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Apr 5 2007, 05:48 PM) *

Oh? Maybe it was the lighting.


oh sweet jesus i thought that said lightning
OriginalZane
I don't know about this thread.....

I'm .......................................................























............................. drunk................ again.
Elucidarius
I came.
Codeman
lol
Epoch
QUOTE(The Taped Crusader @ Apr 5 2007, 01:10 PM) *

mellow.gif

When the hell did that become ;blank; instead of ;mellow;?


Yeah, I was so used to mellow. Morm changed it so we would use the old tags and look silly. Bastard.

Also, shoulda fucked that cunt, etc.
Zebrahead
QUOTE(SoyUnaNaranja @ Apr 5 2007, 05:42 PM) *

wtf.

It's red not purple.

You should forward this thread to your boyfriend.
sexlessNothing
I'm sure he'd have something to say about the taste
lob
this topic confuses and arouses at the same time.
Paraphen
QUOTE(OriginalZane @ Apr 5 2007, 08:43 PM) *

I don't know about this thread.....

I'm .......................................................
............................. drunk................ again.



Probably a good thing.

And also. . .



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Legendary
QUOTE(Dagger Jane @ Apr 5 2007, 06:36 PM) *

well you were cool like 5 minutes ago but now I hate YOU and everything YOU stand for. So there.

In related news, I just watched Mirrormask and holy fucking shit it was pretty goddamn awesome.
Joff
I've seen hairy female breasts before. That shit aint cool.
Chaos
I want to know how she knows how armpit tastes...
Dagger Jane
QUOTE(Chaos @ Apr 6 2007, 12:44 PM) *

I want to know how she knows how armpit tastes...

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Berzerker
Almost...almost...almost...there we are.



Wait, so it was purple in your dream...

...but it's actually red...

...I've only ever seen pink.

Maybe I'm just lucky.
sexlessNothing
the tongue you tard.
Insaniac
Oh. I think this topic prompted a dream of mine the other night, where I had a party at my house with various friends of mine and people from 404. Soy popped up in that one (I've only ever seen a couple pics of her from Showoff Central. She looked a little different in the dream). Apparently she hooked up with someone in my basement (which also led into a big, extensive sewer system... thing). She told me this by breathing onto a glass window on my back door as she was leaving, and writing the message in it with her finger. Apparently his name was Maxon... or something along those lines.
sexlessNothing
rofl, im a ho in your guys' dreams. I wish I was a ho in my dreams, last nigh I had a weird dream about drowning and jenga blocks in a toilet.
princesstoadstool
interesting dream....the mental images were amazing, especially of the floppy, hair boobs XD.gif
Kefka
The only dream I remember that I've had with an error in it was Spencer. We were just chillin' and eating, though - no sex. sad.gif
Dagger Jane
BUMP
Joff
lol
Reverend_Null
I don't remember this topic.
Feern
I had a crazy dream too.


I'd rather not go into it.
Mormegil
Holy shit, so did I. *waves at nate*
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