I was trimming down my pubes a few minutes ago, and my hand shook a little bit and I accidentally caught a little bit of the underside of my wang in the scissors. It didn't really hurt, and I didn't know I'd cut it until a minute or so later when I saw the blood running down my scrotum. I checked and, sure enough, there were two small cuts where the scissors had closed. I put some peroxide on it and it stopped bleeding pretty quick though, so everything still works. I was scared as hell for a second though.

Did you put a leech on it to stop the bleeding?

I've done that. It's no fun.

Hahahahahahahaha.

i cut my balls once
like a big cut

yeah i cut a piece of my scrotum off once, it didnt really bleed or anything or hurt, but it was weird seeing a piece of your nut sack separate from the sack

Damn man, I'm so careful down there when I'm trimmin'. Don't get careless!

that is the reason I don't trim.

Bullshit, you're just lazy. Or mebbe you gots the shaky handz?

It's worth it. Not only does it feel a lot better down there, but it made mine look about an inch longer.

I think I did this once and I was freaking out but it was no big deal.

I use a beard trimmer and a razor. All of the few times I've used scissors, they've been blunt, and I was really careful anyway.

Who in the hell uses scissors to trim their pubes?

I do... it's pretty easy if you're not retarded and/or careless. I'm not about to go buy some kind of clippers just to trim my pubes, nor am I going to run our hair clippers meant for head hair through my crotch.

Gotta be careful when you're manscaping.

I don't really have anything else that's suitable. They're scissors meant for cutting hair, not just a random pair of craft scissors, to clarify.

Yeah, I wouldn't use scissors.

Yeah, if I went and bought a beard trimmer and the subsequent sitting of it in my bathroom...well, let's say I'd look like an idiot.


I love that word.

One time I decided to shave down there instead of using the electric with attatchment. I tell you what, if you can shave the sack without getting cut, you must have quite the skill.

No mere scissors can tame my love jungle!

There's a trick to it. Go with the grain first, or if the hairs aren't that long, you can start with going across. Then, keeping the skin tight, go back against the grain. Gets real easy after the first few times.

I'm not too keen on taking the trial and error course of action with something like this.

My sister just cut the tip off her finger...

Firstly, the worst error likely to result is a little razor burn. Secondly, unless you shave with an old fashioned straight razor, it's impossible to do any serious damage to yourself.

That's actually what I shave with =\

Oh. Guess you're fucked, sorry.

When dealing with your penis, you should focus 100% of your attention on that area. WHAT WERE YOU DOING? LOOKING AROUND?

If I had a sharp blade near my dick, I would focus on NOT HURTING MY DICK.

But it's your balls, and dragging any sharp metal across your balls in inherently intimidating.

owned and I've been there..... too many times.

while trimming her pubes?

HOLLER!

You are a bad bad man.

I would have used the words clever and sexy, but all right.

rofl.


anyways I find this funny, cuz I've never cut myself shaving or trimming down there. I have a full on bush down there right now and I've been putting off going at it with an eyebrow razor. I kind of grew fond of seeing a dark patch of hair there. Maybe if I just shave the hair on the lips and leave the rest, I can have the best of both worlds(still make soapy twists in the bathtub).

YES!!!

I do that every couple days and rarely cut anything. It's not hard if you make sure everything's flat and level. Batwing style, for those of you who have seen Waiting.

I had no idea this was such a sensitive issue...

I shaved my balls once. It took FOREVER. Not because I'm grotesquely, gorilla man hairy, but because I was very slow and careful. My gonads are very important to me.

Scissors 4 lyfe?